WTF is this?
If you thought you didn’t want your mom to find your tarot cards before...
Tarot Mood is a disgustingly relatable tarot comic deck for irreverent, naughty, scoundrel type folk who, can’t remember shit unless they laugh their ass off to it and envision the whole thing while stoned on the Devil’s Lettuce. Let’s face it guys, we’re all a little bit brain damaged. Soylent Green is people.
All 78 cards are completed and ready to order. I recolored all of Pammy’s line art and wrote funny crap on them. Believe it or not, it took me a really long time. The comics try to encompass the upright and reversed meanings of each card.
Each deck is imbued with the fart of a tiny Bigfoot.
Here's what the tarot community has to say about the Mood deck:
"It's a disgrace!" - The Hierophant
"This deck straight up says 'dick' on some of the cards! Don't buy it!" - A concerned tarotist
"What the Hell is a Yeet?" - Debra
"You gotta problem with me, bro?!" - Chad
"I'd like to speak to the creator of the deck." - Karen
Why do you need this ridiculousness?
I personally need this deck just to counteract all the new (c)age bullshit boring my tarot shelfies.
I need this deck because it’s plastic and I can spill my bong water on it.
I need this deck because cats came into my room at night in the shape of a person in a trench coat. I’m terrified, guys. I had to make the deck.
I need this deck so I can giggle every time I read a “is he into me?” reading, from here on out.
I need this deck because I’m disgusting.
I don’t know if any of those apply to you...
Use cards to:
-Freak your mom out
-Please the Dark Lord
-Do cocaine with them
-Flip them at witches like they’re strippers. Better than $2 bills
I don’t have stretch goals because this deck is perfection as I’ve designed it. Unless I can add personal vacations to the stretch goals? Ok, if I hit $100k I’ll come visit each of my backers. How’s that? Did I do stretch goal right?? I’m not going anywhere hot tho, k? K.
Meet the crew
The crew cards represent ppl that influence shiz.
Sometimes it’s totally your manager Karen, your aunt Cathy, or your bro Chad, but they could also just represent the energy you’re giving or needing at the time of the reading. Like you’re just being a total Chad about the situation, or... you need Top Boi energy to take this effer down.
Kings have “top boi” energy. They are always on top of all the shiz and you know damn well they’re in charge. Need to destroy an ass-face at the office? Need to feel like the smartest person at Chad party? Feeling alpha? King energy. You da top boi.
In the Suits
Cups - Making friends with feelings
Pentacles - Making all the skrill
Swords - Way too smart and responsible
Wands - Leader of wimpier ppl
Queen bishes will put you right in their tig ol’ biddies and nurture you with bewb energy. Bewb energy is a true gift to the kingdom, just watch out for that Queen Bish of Swords. Hers bite.
In the Suits
Cups - Ooey gooey but probably just drunk
Pentacles - Ate all the discount cornbread
Swords - everyone knows this is the dominatrix card
Wands - will make you laugh until you cum
Anyone in your life who acts like a cocaine crazed narcissist. Chads think they’re Top Bois, but they really just fun fuks with the need for speed.
In the Suits
Cups - wants to get all up in that
Pentacles - baby he’s got your money, don’t you worry
Swords - can’t stop, won’t stop ARGUING
Wands - Ready to ride
Omg that new person that asks a million questions and is super over zealous about everything. “I totally read about this new thing that you’ve been doing forever and you already know everything about!” Ugh. N00b. Go get us coffee.
In the Suits
Cups - Smell like fish? That’s ok, they love it!
Pentacles - Looking for the next “get rich quick” scheme, but taking forevvvvver.
Swords - Secretive, know-it-all twats
Wands - looking for dick and ready to use it
Gimme yer moneyz! lolz
Where is your money going? 90% of it goes to production, packaging and shipping. The other 10% to Kickstarter and payment services for fees. The target amount is just enough to get this project going, and if I make any more it will be a little payment to myself for all the hard work put in.
If this deck is backed I’m gonna use the money for cocaine and exotic travel. But also I will send love and light to sad children for 5 minutes per each deck backed. So if you DON’T back this deck, and you’ve read this text, you are willfully preventing sad children from receiving love and light. No, I’m kidding. Please back my deck.
Decks may be more expensive after the campaign, so get yours now! They make great gifts too! Getchu a 6 pack, frand!
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Special bewb hug thank-yous to the people whom carried me through this insanity.
To the Tarot Mood Facebook Group! Thank you to my admins and mods - Rebecca Jade, Lizabell Tarot, Martin Tollerfield, Mazarine Memphitis, Marcia Robinson, and Endora Sky. They’ve been with me along this entire process as amazing advocates and enablers. MUAHAHA! Thank you to all the amazing members who keep the nonsense rolling, and to Bob Smithies, the Top Boi of Memes, for hyping this event with over 150 memes he created for the event! LOL
Also to the large accounts sharing my Kickstarter:
To my interviewers:
*Olav Phillips and Ron Patton of Paranoia Magazine Radio (Oct 20th)
*Jessica Karels of Geek Girl Tarot Podcast (Oct 21st)
*Sharon Lewis AKA Skwirl (Oct 24th)
*Dave Scott at Spaced out Radio (Nov 7th)
(Links will be added as the interviews are published)
To other Facebook groups who have supported the deck:
*Tarot Tarot Tarot
*Tarot Reader’s Academy
*And Carrot Turds
Thank you to IHeartJLP on Instagram for the rights to use their Devil Cat artwork in my cards!
Thank you to Kaylani Perisho of Second Daughter Tarot for helping with my box design and being generally supportive AF. yai!
Of course, BIG Thank you to all of my backers! Namfukste!
Well, Hell. Where do I start? This deck is offensive and self-deprecating. Don’t bother trying to troll it, as it is self-roasting. It knows it is shit, and thinks it’s hilarious anyway. It has its problems but it still fuks wit’ ‘em. If you’re a very rigid person you’ll probably feel a slight burning sensation upon its arrival. I still think you should back it though.
The largest challenge is acquiring the funds to proceed with printing. I'm working with an experienced printing company to create the decks. I’m also working with a fulfillment company in China that ships anywhere in the world. In the event of any unexpected delays, I will be entirely transparent in sharing the matter on this Kickstarter page.
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Risks and challenges
There are no potential risks in backing this deck. All 78 cards are finished and I have a sample deck in hand. Printers are standing by waiting for us to rock this campaign! Unless Jesus takes another three day nap, I guess,Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
- (30 days)