Brexit tea towel
Dear lovely Kickstarter backers,
I'd like to introduce to my latest product, the Brexit tea towel.
Please enjoy, and if you'd like one, they're available now for pre-order here!
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The 2017 Advent Calendar is now available!
Hello lovely Kickstarter backer humans.
Just a quick message to say that the Advent Calendar is back! This year it features 25 realpeople (including yours fucking truly) and they're... Read more
Hello all you lovely backing bastards. Like my last update, this has nothing to do with kickstarter or the project you backed, I'm simply hi-jacking this little bit of internet... Read more
I've made a fucking Advent Calendar
Ok so this isn't anything to do with my Kickstarter.
I'm hijacking this bit of the internet to tell you (my lovely backers) about a new thing I've made.
It's... Read more
So I thought I should do a final update and close the curtains on this thing. It’s sort of finished, but then it’s not really because I’ve got to meet... Read more
This is just a quick update about book returns, so if you have received your book there's no need to read on, please continue doing whatever you're doing, and please... Read more
Dear fucking backers,
Every day I receive a lot of messages via kickstarter/twitter/email/instagram/facebook/text/whatsapp from people demanding to know why their books haven't turned up yet. As more and more books... Read more
The fucking book is being made
Yes that's right, the book is being made as I type this.
If you can’t be fucked with a load of reading and you don’t care when your stuff arrives,... Read more
Making books is boring
So it's been 43 days since my last update. For some reason, five of you impatient cunts have demanded (via the comments section) an update. Although this only represents 0.13%... Read more
Well, that was fun. Now lets make a fucking book.
Dear 3,732 humans,
Thanks (I actually sincerely mean that) for backing my project you lovely bunch of bastards! I'm blown away by the total in the end, fucking great stuff.... Read more
Kickstarter Rap now available!
Ok, we reached the first STRETCH GOAL of £95K and as promised, you can now download the Kickstarter Rap here!
Please enjoy the sounds on your personal stereo equipment, at... Read more
My first fucking update
So I've heard that if you're running a Kickstarter, you have to do an update every so often to stroke and cuddle and pet all the humans who have backed... Read more