Dear fucking backers,
Every day I receive a lot of messages via kickstarter/twitter/email/instagram/facebook/text/whatsapp from people demanding to know why their books haven't turned up yet. As more and more books are appearing to be arriving at other peoples homes, the messages get angrier and angrier.
There are 3 reasons why all the books haven't turned up on the same fucking day.
1. It is difficult to post 3,752 books in one day. It actually took 18 days and the final copies went out on Thursday evening.
2. You live in different countries and it takes different amounts of time for things to travel around the global postal system.
3. I am just one person, not fucking Amazon.
Oh one other thing (and I should've probably said this earlier!), all the rewards arrive separately because the books are posted from Derby and the other bits are posted from London, so don't worry if you've received one thing and not your other thing yet, that's meant to happen.
All my fucks,