A sencere and straight question by the entity "Johnny5000".
A: The Ministry of Agricultural Crops Cultivation in close cooperation with the Institute of Atheist Science has finally produced the first sugar-beet of our nation! After years of relentless gene-splicing, this is a massive step! One beet produces about 16-17% of sugar. “We will eat pie”, said the Head of our Baked Goods Co-op. Scientists from the project-group itself may not be as enthusiastic, however predict that the first sowings can begin in March three years from today.
Comrades O., B. and D. ask a very precise question. And we answer precise.
A: As the proud people of Soviet Unterzoegersdorf are getting grants from the "Austrian" and "German" government, they have to "play along" their "rules" -- and that means "no" to digital downloads. But make the film happen and it will show up on Pirate Bay. What did you expect?
Aaron B. has a point. Well, young man, here is our answer.
A: Yesterday an unannounced visit of Military Testing Facility III (north of the National Granary) took place. This is the storage place for some of the warheads disarmed after the ratification of the SALT II agreement between Jimmy Carter and Leonid Breshnev in 1979. Some of the insignias on the missiles have to be updated to reflect changing geopolitical conditions. [Name censored] proudly inspected the industrial insignias of military power.
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