A sencere and straight question by the entity "Johnny5000".
A: The Ministry of Agricultural Crops Cultivation in close cooperation with the Institute of Atheist Science has finally produced the first sugar-beet of our nation! After years of relentless gene-splicing, this is a massive step! One beet produces about 16-17% of sugar. “We will eat pie”, said the Head of our Baked Goods Co-op. Scientists from the project-group itself may not be as enthusiastic, however predict that the first sowings can begin in March three years from today.