Hello once again, my lovelies.
When we are children, parents attempt to be humorous - often in the most uncomfortable manner as possible. Un-amusing anecdotes or puns, repeated ad nauseum with the sole intent of finding mirth in the reaction to the poor quality of the quip's actual entertainment value. The true merit is the lack of merit. They call these "dad jokes". And they are excruciating.
There is the old saw in which one complains about an abdominal cramp or other malady, to which the respondent smacks the back of the skull with the rejoinder, "There. Now your stomach doesn't hurt anymore, does it." And then the appendix ruptures. Authorities are called. Family lives are ruined. And we all laugh in good cheer during our weekly therapy session, reflecting on the broken elements of our repressed memories of childhood.
In order to improve your experience with Bedlam Hall, we have provided a compendium of both the character sheets previously provided as well as a reference sheet for the Master of the House that details the Master's Agenda, Principles and information about the House and Family. This Collection of Horrible Accoutrements is now available for download on DrivethruRPG at no cost in order to assist your gameplay. We must confess however, we are concerned we may be making things worse for you by providing this accompaniment - by making things easier, we know it will encourage more exposure to this terrible experience. There is no win here. Just varying degrees of discomfort.
Not unlike Bedlam Hall itself.
We will continue to have additional Bedlam Hall items making their presentation, which unfortunately will be sharing with you as they ready themselves for release. Your relationship with us simply isn't going to get better.
~Your Friends at Monkeyfun