Hello and happy holidays, my lovelies.
As we conclude the year, we would like to thank you, our generous and devoted friends, for your support to Bedlam Hall in the face of the colorful and spirited series of events that made 2017 what it was. We're certain you will look back through the misty-colored lenses of nostalgia at what has transpired this year with fond remembrance and a soft, warm feeling in your heart. It's quite the feeling to be certain it's all quite irreparable and never to be the same no matter how hard we may try.
But one does what one can, and we've certainly endeavored to make the memories you will be holding of this year as unforgettable as possible, although today's advances of electroshock therapy will certainly make an attempt to do so. Nevertheless, we do think fondly of you and will continue to do so in the new year. Do not foolishly assume we will no longer be sending out the occasional missives regarding Bedlam Hall and its appurtenance. There are indeed things to be revealed quite soon.
If you are among the very, very few who have yet to receive your promised items, please contact us immediately so we can investigate why you were spared and make appropriate reparations. We certainly don't want you to feel left out, you deserve what you are owed indeed.
From all of us here on staff at Bedlam Hall, we wish you a prosperous and peaceful new year. Ta, darlings!
~Your friends at Monkeyfun