I'm Thankful For... (Lore)
Nicholas Kuchenbecker, Nervous Citizen: “I'm thankful that heroes catch those chunks of masonry that keep trying to fall on me.”
Rich Carlyle, Limousine Owner: “I'm thankful for being a property insurer in this city."
Robert Pyle, Cruising for a Bruising: "I'm thankful Anthem wears those tight pants that... she's right behind me, isn't she."
Dan Richardson, Somewhat Worrying Citizen: “I am thankful for Doctor Tyche and the glorious future he will lead us to. ...Where am I? How’d I get here?”
Melinda Gomez, Not On a Diet Anymore: “I’m thankful for Frank’s Hot Dogs. Who needs turkey and dressing when you’ve got pork and relish?”
Hexbane, Gentleman Thief: “I’m thankful for all the superheroes in this city. Burglary would be such a dull proposition without them around.”
Ser Morgan, Aether Pirate Captain: “Me? I’m thankful to live near such a wealthy city with so much booty awaiting my hands!”
Steven Workham, CEO of Edentech: I’m thankful that I have such good people working for me. Madog’s a great head of security, Graachs is a brilliant scientist, Elizabeth keeps us afloat, and Goo-Bar is the finest legume a man could know.
Goo-Bar, Giant Mutant Peanut Creature: "GOO-BAR IS THANKFUL FOR HIS TINY FRIENDS. WHILE THEY ARE QUITE SMALL, THEIR HEARTS ARE THINGS OF MIGHTY PROPORTION, ENOUGH EVEN TO FILL THE GAP IN GOO-BAR'S OWN HEART AT BEING LOST TO HIS FELLOW GOO-BARIANS."
Madog ap Rhys, ancient druid: “I am thankful for beer. Wench! Another!”
Julia Lewis, Waitress: “I’m thankful he at least pays for all the mugs he smashes on the floor.”
Vyzyr, mystic “miracle” worker: “I'm thankful to be surrounded by so many souls in need of my help. They bring me joy every day.”
Deluge, Tyant of the Waves: "I am thankful for the bountiful ocean that will RISE UP AND CONSUME THE LANDWALKERS! DEATH TO SURFACERS!"
Lindsay Brant, Beach Vendor: “I’m thankful someone always comes along to kick that guy’s scaly rear off the beach.”
Zzorgg the Space-Tiki, creature from a far-off luau: “I am thankful for the earthling who invented the cocktail umbrella.”
Dr. Graachs, Scientist for Edentech: “I'm thankful for science.”
Dr. Zubenelgenubi, Scientist for Scorpion: “I'm thankful for SCIENCE!”
Dr. Hamelin, Scientist for Tyrosine: “I'm MORE thankful for SCIENCE!”
Dr. Gardner, Scientist for Tyrosine: “Would all of you like some SCIENCE! ... I mean, pumpkin pie?”
Winston Gardner, Tyrosine CEO: “I'm thankful that I know better than to have any of that pie. I'm also thankful for our legal department…”
Overclock, Robot Speedster and Paragon: “I am thankful I cannot taste Harriet's cooking. Why is a turkey not sufficient? Why must a duck and chicken be added, in a sick parody of gestation?”
Anthem, Patriotic Brawler and Paragon: “Overclock should be thankful he can stay out of reach of getting smacked with a wooden spoon. Besides, turducken is delicious.”
Sudodaemon: “Repost this if you're thankful for something in your life!”