The Essentials Pack. This set of five parenting merit badges covers the most fundamental first accomplishments of all parents. Including "Got a Kid," the "Sleep" badge, "Awkward Romance," "On The Toilet With a Baby," and the "Detachment Parenting" badge.
The Advanced Pack. This set of ten parenting merit badges includes the five Essentials, plus five more for parents who have leveled-up: the "Self-Care" badge, "Poop In The Tub," "Got Milk," "Unsolicited Advice," and the "Flip-Flop" badge.
The Deluxe Pack. This complete set of 13 parenting merit badges includes all the Essentials and Advanced level badges, plus our signature "Parenting Genius" and "Parenting Fail" badges, a special "One Bad Mother" badge, our custom-made "DID IT!" pennant, and a kick-ass, super-sturdy grey canvas messenger bag that doubles as the coolest diaper bag we've ever seen.
One Deluxe Pack, two Advanced Packs to give as gifts, plus a Skype-date with Biz and Theresa where we'll chat over wine (or any beverage of your choosing), give you "advice" (or what passes for advice) on any parenting issue you choose, and tell you what a great job you're doing.