The books have arrived and they look great.

2500 books, to be precise. They showed up at my storage space on Friday and today Operation: Mail Seven Hundred Goddamn Books is currently underway in my living room. Every copy should be in the mail by Thursday. Digital editions will be made available later this week. Other rewards for higher levels will be fulfilled soon. I am a tired man. But I will say the book is going out before the initially advertised delivery date of next month. Take that Kickstarter campaigns that drummed up a million dollars and never sent out your dumb water bottle that measures your breathing even though it's been a year now and people are still waiting.

While you're waiting for your copy of this fine publication, if you would like to point anyone to where they too can purchase this exciting new book, it is available right here on my website and will soon be able to get got at Powells, Amazon, and Comixology. Whispers trailing through teetering pillars of padded mailers throughout my apartment speak of wider distribution in the future.

Oh, and I have a stamp.