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John CrapperBy John Crapper
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John CrapperBy John Crapper
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$312
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11
backers
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Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Fri, April 1 2016 7:00 AM UTC +00:00

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We at Magical Poo™ have done our work to make sure everything is in order for this project to be launched. We have checked our numbers, focused on what we can produce realistically, and committed ourselves to making it as fun as possible. Because we are a small team, there is a possibility it may take us longer than planned to send out all the pledged rewards, but delay is unlikely. Our supplies and suppliers are lined up, and there are currently no obstacles to fulfillment once we reach our funding goal. Still, if any hiccups occur, we will communicate straight away to every pledger.

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    **THE POOFESSIONAL**

    Thank you for believing! You’ll receive the following perks:

    • Stay in the loop with the poofessor's excavation updates

    • Be honored on Magical Poo's digital Hall of Fame

    • Receive early notification when Magical Poo is available for sale

    • Receive a pooem (a crappy poem) written by The Poofessor himself!

    These perks are included at all reward levels.

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    **THE SAM(POO)LER**

    Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • A taste of Unicorn Poop in the size of a 1 oz sampler

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    **Poop me! UNICORN POOP**

    Sweet chocolatey chunks of poo all in YOUR mouth! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • 8 oz of Unicorn Poop Chocolate Candy

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    **Poop me! MERMAID NO.2**

    Sweet chocolatey chunks of poo all in YOUR mouth! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • 8 oz of Mermaid No.2 Chocolate Candy

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    **Poop me! PEGASUS PELLETS**

    Sweet chocolatey chunks of poo all in YOUR mouth! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • 8 oz of Pegasus Pellets Chocolate Candy

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    **Poop me! DRAGON DOO-DOO**

    Sweet chocolatey chunks of poo all in YOUR mouth! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • 8 oz of Dragon Doo-Doo Chocolate Candy

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    **Poop me! CHUPACABRA CACA**

    Sweet chocolatey chunks of poo all in YOUR mouth! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself.

    • 8 oz of Chupacabra Caca Chocolate Candy

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    **Poop me! MINOTAUR MANURE**

    Sweet chocolatey chunks of poo all in YOUR mouth! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • 8 oz of Minotaur Manure Chocolate Candy

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    **Really poop me! UNICORN POOP x 2**

    Two times the poo! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • A Magical Poo sticker decal

    • Two (2) 8oz bottles of Unicorn Poop Chocolate Candy

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    **Really poop me! MERMAID NO.2**

    Two times the poo! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • A Magical Poo sticker decal

    • 8 oz of Unicorn Poop Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Mermaid No.2 Chocolate Candy

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    **Really poop me! PEGASUS PELLETS**

    Two times the poo! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • A Magical Poo sticker decal

    • 8 oz of Unicorn Poop Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Pegasus Pellets Chocolate Candy

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    **Really poop me! DRAGON DOO-DOO**

    Two times the poo! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • A Magical Poo sticker decal

    • 8 oz of Unicorn Poop Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Dragon Doo-Doo Chocolate Candy

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    **Really poop me! CHUPACABRA CACA**

    Two times the poo! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself.

    • A Magical Poo sticker decal

    • 8 oz of Unicorn Poop Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Chupacabra Caca Chocolate Candy

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    **Really poop me! MINOTAUR MANURE**

    Two times the poo! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • A Magical Poo sticker decal

    • 8 oz of Unicorn Poop Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Minotaur Manure Chocolate Candy

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    **SHE POOPS**

    Deliciously delicate treats for damsels (in distress or otherwise)! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • A Magical Poo sticker decal

    • 8 oz of Unicorn Poop Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Mermaid No.2 Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Pegasus Pellets Chocolate Candy.

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    **HE POOPS**

    Massively manly nuggets of magic for hairy-chested men! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • A Magical Poo sticker decal

    • 8 oz of Dragon Doo-Doo Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Chupacabra Caca Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Minotaur Manure Chocolate Candy.

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    **CHOCOLATE WASTE(D)**

    There is no such thing as over-doing it when it comes to magic and poo! Get everything included in the POOFESSIONAL reward, plus:

    • A video of a hilarious reading of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" as written and read by the Poofessor himself

    • 2 Magical Poo sticker decals

    • "Poop Me" T-Shirt

    • 8 oz of Unicorn Poo Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Mermaid No.2 Chocolate Candy

    • 8 oz of Pegasus Pellets Chocolate Candy.

    • 8 oz of Dragon Doo-Doo Chocolate Candy.

    • 8 oz of Chupacabra Caca Chocolate Candy.

    • 8 oz of Minotaur Manure Chocolate Candy.

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    **READ IT & EXCRETE**

    You are a genius, and we like to be supported by geniuses, and geniuses love the touch and aroma of a great book... not to mention the prestige that accompanies ownership of an autgraphed original! Get everything included in THE POOFESSIONAL and CHOCOLATE WASTE(D) rewards, plus:

    • A limited edition copy of "Not Everyone Poops Magic" signed by the Poofessor!

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    **HOLY $#!^**

    Are you kidding? Really? You're more than just a believer or a supporter. You, like Poofessor John Crapper, are a visionary; a pioneer! Of course you will receive everything included in THE POOFESSIONAL, the CHOCOLATE WASTE(D) and the READ IT & EXCRETE rewards, but so much more! You will experience the joy, the satisfaction and the unparalleled triumph of unearthing a previously never-discovered, magically momentous, historically significant, culturally important artifact of mythical proportions. Join the Poofessor himself on a day-long excavation in sunny Southern California – where it all began! You and up to one guest will be guided by the Poofessor in HUNTING a mythical creature trail, LOCATING magical excrement, and DIGGING it up for you and posterity. You will get the honor of NAMING the poo yourself. What a dream! And you'll go home with your own CUSTOM-LABELED SAMPLE of the poo you discovered, plus a framed CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY to proudly display in your office or bathroom. What's more, your day will be recorded on a video device, which means you'll always have a modern record of your otherworldly archeological adventure! Oh, and we must advise that you will also get two nights in a fancy hotel in the OC, a glutton of hipster food, your very own archeologist-y hat, and a somewhat professional diggy thing. You'll have to get yourself to the Orange County because airfare and gasoline are not included, and (if you are of age) the only guaranteed alcohol will be a nice bit of cognac strictly to be enjoyed WITH the Poofessor, but all of that is no surprise, is it? Oh, and you will have to put up with the presence of the Poofessor's ass-istant, Loo. Alas, he is a necessary addition to the party, as he is really the only one who knows what he is doing. Still, YOU LUCKY DOG! At this level, everyone wishes they were you, EVEN THE UNICORNS!

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