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The Saucy Sampler is the modern artists answer to the traditional samplers of yesteryear. Family heirlooms for the koolest "kids".
28 backers pledged $1,700 to help bring this project to life.

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We can all use more joy in our lives. More laughing, more light hearts, and maybe a little extra levity to go along with all the cares in each of our own worlds. We could use a little more art, a little more fun-- more play! More color! More fabulosity! And yes, more rap lyrics. Always more rap lyrics. Don't fight us on this one.

The Saucy Sampler is Lewd Linens gift to our fans and friends this holiday season, just in time to fill the coming winter with the frisky fun ya'll need for those long cozy nights at home by the hearth! This year has brought such growth in our business and home life, with great feedback on all our products, and an awesome growing community creative peeps from everywhere coming into the fold and offering new design ideas, new directions for art and fun, and asking always how they themselves can get involved. 

So here it is Lewdies everywhere! (Can we call you that)? Here is how YOU can be involved!!

The Saucy Sampler is a collection of our most popular classic designs all mix-taped up with our newest print designs, and some images drawn up for the coloring cannon exclusively. With classics like "Don't be a dick," and "Shut your whore mouth," and new favorites such as "Come back with a warrant," and "Try not to choke on all that shit you talk," we are pretty confident that you'll be smiling till your face hurts while putting all your kids markers to great use after bed time. 

Yes, this image has the curse word edited out! No, your coloring book page will not have the curse word edited out!
Yes, this image has the curse word edited out! No, your coloring book page will not have the curse word edited out!

This coloring book has been a labor of love, and one we are beyond thrilled to share with you. Hand drawn and inked by artist Jesse Stone, each picture is done in the traditional Lewd Linens style of mixing modern sentiment with old-world aesthetic, and each page is its own little masterpiece, ready to be colored for fun with drinks and friends, or tinted, framed, and hung above the mantle with the other family heirlooms. Inspired by the traditional samplers of colonial days, each image has a hand stitched element of design, and each retains the artisanal feel (and hint of hardcore) that is central to the Lewd Linen look. 

We anticipate a $16 retail price in the future, and are so happy to have this chance to share our new favorite thing with you, our favorite peeps, before we hit the larger market!

So there you have it friends! Ready to put your hands on this book or wrap up a stack of them for your whole crew? Are you ready to get your color on? Then skip on over to the reward section and select the gift package that is best for you-- we can't wait to see what YOU create!!!!

 

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Social Experiment: Leave out Saucy Sampler pages at the local Art Museum and see what happens! 

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Risks and challenges

As always, our greatest risk in producing any of our ever evolving new products is obviously A POP UP WITCH TRIAL. Outside of that, and we sidestep those fairly well, we see the road to Saucy Sampler coloring bliss to be pretty well paved with flowers and populated with the most fun people. Because if there is one thing all your Lewd Linen products give you, it's a super clear awareness of who your cool friends are. So we'll watch out for the gallows, and you, our favorite peeps, can just enjoy your new and improved more colorful day.

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    One Happy Little Sampler

    Thank you so much for joining the fun of our Kickstarter party! Your $12 donation will send a first edition copy of A Saucy Sampler right to your front door, ready to be loved and colored by your whole family! Or selected members thereof...

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    Sampler Tea Towel Set

    Welcome home, Kickstarter maverick! Settle into your coziest spot, heat up the kettle, and enjoy your new reward... Your $24 pledge will ship your 1 new coloring book and 1 Lewd Linen Tea Towel (towel design will be a surprise!) to your doorstep this November, just in time for all the snacking and coloring you know you'll want to do in the coming season!

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    Three Saucy Samplers

    It's gifting time, Lewd Linen lovers, and you can't keep all this fabulosity to yourselves! With your $35 donation, you will receive a brown paper package tied up with string (for real), containing 3 new Samplers, hot off the presses. One for you, one for your bestie, and one for Grandma! (Assuming your Nana is anything like ours)...

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    5 of the Sauciest Samplers

    You're not like the kids at the other lunch table, $50 pledger. You are fiscally responsible. You know a great deal and a BOSS art project when you see it. You rule the gift circles among all your friends. You buy awesomeness in BULK. For this we applaud you. And so will all your friends. Probably even strangers, who will wish they were your friends.

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    3 Samplers+ 2 Tea Towels= Party in a Box

    Welcome to the big time, you bulk buying, art loving genius, you. You know your friends want nothing more than to come by your house to color one of the Samplers that come with this level of awesomeness. Heck, maybe you'll even let them take home one of your new Tea Towels as a gift of cheer and good will. Or maybe you won't... who knows? With this 3 Sampler and 2 Towel package (towel designs will be a surprise!), you are the Alpha. You do what you want...

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    5 Samplers, 2 Tea Towels, 1 Pillow Cover

    Oh, your friends just furnished their homes at the mall? Let's not judge Linnenites (can we call you that?), they know not what they do. Here at the silver level, you are free to be your favorite YOU, all over the place. Hand out Samplers to your favorite peeps with abandon, and help them cool up their homes considerably with Lewd Linens famous hardcore housewares. Or keep it all for yourself! Your $80 pledge means you will soon open your front door to a package full of happiness, holding 5 Saucy Samplers, 2 Lewd Linen Tea Towels (towel designs will be a surprise!), and 1 Signature Pillow Cover (our most popular "Don't make me cut you" design), so you can spice things up all over the place, you walking pumpkin latte you!!!

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    10 Samplers and a Tea Towel on Top

    Welcome to the Gold Level, Kickstarter pledger and friend. You know how to win friends and influence people, and it all starts with a big fat stack of the Sauciest of Samplers. And how do we at Lewd Linens reward you for your social savvy and fiscal acuity? We choose one of our new on fleek tea towels (towel design will be a surprise!), and place it on top of your stack of 10 new (signed by the artist!) coloring books, then we wrap it up with love and mail it right to your front door in plenty of time for those holiday parties you are obviously always invited to. And if you weren't invited to all the parties before, you definitely will be now... the Gold Pledge level is your Golden Ticket!!

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    10 Samplers, 3 TeaTowels, 2 PillowCovers

    Welcome to the Unicorn Level, dear pledger. It's where all your hobby and house wear dreams come true-- and it's so sparkly here! With your Unicorn Pledge, you will open your heart and home to a stack of 10 new (signed by the Artist!) Saucy Samplers, 3 of our newest Tea Towel Designs (towel designs will be a surprise!), hot off the presses and ready for action, and 2 pillow covers (Our two most popular designs, "Don't make me cut you," and "Coffee, Gangsta Rap, Handle it")-- the perfect way to spice up your home through the coming winter days. We know, we know, it's the gift that just keeps on giving! What can we say? We love our peeps!

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