Important Site Update
Hiya, folks! I’m pleased to say that we’ve released several important updates that we are convinced will drastically improve user experience. Be sure to click around to admire our completely warranted and not at all arbitrary changes! In short, we were worried that the fantasy role-playing-game theme was getting somewhat overplayed, so we’ve decided unanimously to take the app in a different, more nutritious direction.
After all, talking vegetables NEVER get old.