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Because your mom loves us, and we need to put out our new EP and get a van!

To boldly go where Levar Burton has gone before!

Haha, but on the real, we are the band Jonny Pecker and the Beaver Bustin' Pickle Weasels from Longview, TX. For those of you that don't already know us we play dirty southern whiskey drinkin' big women freakin' rock and or roll! We are just finishing recording our brand new EP "Sex Stallion", and we ran into a little problem. We don't have enough money to get it manufactured and into your grubby little paws. Also, we want to be able to travel and play the new songs for you (and sign your tittays) but have no van. So that's where you come in.  We have some awesome rewards for you, if you help us achieve our goal! So watch the video, help us out, and we hope to see all of you soon. We thank you all very much in advance!  We love you all!  Oh, and one more thing: TITTAYS!

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    Hand painted original "Sex Stallion" EP inside cover art, painted by Jonny Pecker himself! - 18" x 36" panel! Also, a personal THANK YOU! in the CD credits of the "Sex Stallion" EP, a signed copy of the CD, and a signed Jonny Pecker poster.

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    NAME THE NEXT JONNY PECKER SONG!!! That's right! The next song we write, we will let you name!!! We'll let you hear the song, and then YOU can pick what it will be called for the rest of all eternity!!! You will forever be linked to greatness!!! Also, a personal THANK YOU! in the CD credits of the "Sex Stallion" EP, a signed copy of the CD, and a signed Jonny Pecker poster.

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    Signed and sexually enhanced guitar by all of Jonny Pecker! Also, a personal THANK YOU! in the CD credits of the "Sex Stallion" EP, a signed copy of the CD, and a signed Jonny Pecker poster.

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    Spend an evening with Jonny Pecker at their studios. You will get to hang out, jam out, and drink with the band. We are not responsible if you get pregnant. You are responsible for your own transportation expenses. Must be 21 or older. Date is negotiable. Also, a personal THANK YOU! in the CD credits of the "Sex Stallion" EP, a signed copy of the CD, and a signed Jonny Pecker poster.

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    A private Jonny Pecker performance for you and/or your friends within 250 miles of Longivew, TX. Beyond 250 miles is negotiable and PA must be provided. Also, a personal THANK YOU! in the CD credits of the "Sex Stallion" EP, a signed copy of the CD, and a signed Jonny Pecker poster.

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    Guest starring role in JonnyPecker's new music video! 21+ only. Also, a personal THANK YOU! in the CD credits of the "Sex Stallion" EP, a signed copy of the CD, and a signed Jonny Pecker poster.

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    An autographed hand salmon....delivered (within 250 miles of Longview, TX, or negotiable) and grilled personally by Jonny Pecker! Also, a personal THANK YOU! in the CD credits of the "Sex Stallion" EP, a signed copy of the CD, and a signed Jonny Pecker poster.

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