New Goal: $2,500!
Q) What is a butt portrait?
A) A butt portrait is like a face portrait, but more important.
Purpose: The purpose of this Kickstarter is to pre-sale butt portraits (and butt related merchandise), to launch www.buttportraits.com, and to be the first step towards building my butt empire. There's some cool stuff you can get with your pledge, including, of course, a hand painted portrait of your butt!
Here are some examples of the Butt Portrait for $35. These are acrylic paintings.
You can also get a little watercolor portrait for only $10!
How It Works: If you'd like to get a butt portrait made, the process is pretty simple:
- Take a picture of your butt, you can be wearing anything, including nothing.
- Choose a size: the base price for a butt portrait is $40 for 4"x4" ($35 for the Early Bird Special!). If you want a portrait on a larger canvas, simply add more money to your pledge (add $10 per extra inch, so $50 for 5"x5", etc)
- Send in that photo (a Link to send it to will be provided), then receive your butt portrait in the mail!
The smaller (11"x11" and under) Butt Portraits are painted on 1/4" thick Gesso Board made by Ampersand (made in the USA).
Larger (12"X12" and larger ) Butt Portraits are painted on 3/4" thick gallery style Gesso Board, also by Ampersand.
Please Note: You must be 18 years old or older to order a Butt Portrait!
Don't want a Butt Portrait, but still like butts?
$4: Butt Greeting Card!
Available as a lady's butt or a dude's butt. If these prove popular, I will make some more designs to choose from!
$5: Butt Poster!
11"X17" Butt Poster featuring 48 butts! Printed on nice, heavyweight, paper. Click image to see it bigger.
$8: Butt Lapel Pin!
Best lapel pins in the universe! Available in Pink or Yellow.
$10: Celebrity Butt!
A little water color of the celebrity's butt of your choosing!
$15: Butt Earrings!
This is my favorite reward, besides the actual Butt Portraits. They are screen printed on 1/4" plywood, then cut with a scroll saw, and then coated in Spar Varnish. Get a matching pair of yellow or pink, or mix it up with one yellow and one pink!
With your support, I'll be able to buy nicer paints to paint with, invest in my website, and experiment with new products. I appreciate your pledge at any level. Thanks!
Risks and challenges
Barring jail or death, I will paint every butt and ship every reward on time.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
- (30 days)