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Get a cartoony portrait painting of your butt!
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61 backers pledged $2,067 to help bring this project to life.

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Q) What is a butt portrait? 

A) A butt portrait is like a face portrait, but more important.

Purpose: The purpose of this Kickstarter is to pre-sale butt portraits (and butt related merchandise), to launch www.buttportraits.com, and to be the first step towards building my butt empire. There's some cool stuff you can get with your pledge, including, of course, a hand painted portrait of your butt! 

Here are some examples of the Butt Portrait for $35. These are acrylic paintings. 

You can also get a little watercolor portrait for only $10!

How It Works: If you'd like to get a butt portrait made, the process is pretty simple: 

  • Take a picture of your butt, you can be wearing anything, including nothing. 
  • Choose a size: the base price for a butt portrait is $40 for 4"x4" ($35 for the Early Bird Special!). If you want a portrait on a larger canvas, simply add more money to your pledge (add $10 per extra inch, so $50 for 5"x5", etc)
  • Send in that photo (a Link to send it to will be provided), then receive your butt portrait in the mail!

The smaller (11"x11" and under) Butt Portraits are painted on 1/4" thick Gesso Board made by Ampersand (made in the USA).

Larger (12"X12" and larger ) Butt Portraits are painted on 3/4" thick gallery style Gesso Board, also by Ampersand.

Please Note: You must be 18 years old or older to order a Butt Portrait!

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Don't want a Butt Portrait, but still like butts?

Here are some of the other rewards available:

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$4: Butt Greeting Card!

Available as a lady's butt or a dude's butt. If these prove popular, I will make some more designs to choose from!

Butt Greeting Cards!
Butt Greeting Cards!

$5: Butt Poster!

11"X17" Butt Poster featuring 48 butts! Printed on nice, heavyweight, paper. Click image to see it bigger. 

Butt Poster! (click for larger image)
Butt Poster! (click for larger image)

 

$8: Butt Lapel Pin!

Best lapel pins in the universe! Available in Pink or Yellow.

 

lapel pin
lapel pin

$10: Celebrity Butt!

A little water color of the celebrity's butt of your choosing!

david and prince
david and prince

$15: Butt Earrings!

This is my favorite reward, besides the actual Butt Portraits. They are screen printed on 1/4" plywood, then cut with a scroll saw, and then coated in Spar Varnish. Get a matching pair of yellow or pink, or mix it up with one yellow and one pink!

 

earrings
earrings

Your Support

With your support, I'll be able to buy nicer paints to paint with, invest in my website, and experiment with new products. I appreciate your pledge at any level. Thanks!

Find me:

www.buttportraits.com

www.jedcollins.com

www.facebook.com/jedcollins

www.instagram.com/ohjed

 THANKS!

Risks and challenges

Barring jail or death, I will paint every butt and ship every reward on time.

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    Butt, thank you.

    I will email you a picture of my butt.

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    Butt, no thank you.

    I will not email you a picture of my butt.

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    Butt Doodle

    A little hand drawn ink doodle of a butt, mailed to you! Will look great in a frame. Free shipping in the US!

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    Butt Greeting Card

    A spectacular Butt Greeting Card! This will be sent with a personal message hand written inside it, unless you specify that you would like it to be blank.
    Want a more than one Butt Greeting Card? Add $2 per extra card that you want.

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    Butt Poster!

    11"x17" Butt Poster! Printed on nice, heavyweight, paper. Contact me for international shipping prices.

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    Butt Lapel Pin

    Made with wood and screen printing and saws, this is the best Lapel Pin in the universe. Available in Yellow or Pink.

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    Lil' Butt Watercolor Portrait

    A small (4"x4" or less) watercolor painting of your butt! Or, just a watercolor painting of a butt that I make up! Delivered by Christmas. Free shipping to the US! (Christmas deliver not guaranteed outside of the US, but I will try!)

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    Celebrity Butt!

    Free shipping! A little watercolor painting of the celebrity's butt of your choosing!

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    • Celebrity Butt
    • Butt Greeting Card
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    Butt Earrings

    Made with wood and screen printing and saws. Available in Pink or Yellow, or a mixed pair of Pink and Yellow!

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    • Butt Greeting Card
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    Early Bird Butt Portrait!

    Guaranteed to be delivered by Christmas Eve. For $35 you get a 4"x4" Butt Portrait. Pledge $45 for a 5"X5", $55 for a 6"x6", and so on. You MUST submit your photo by November 24th, 2016, to receive your portrait in time for Christmas! Or earlier, please. Thanks!
    Orders outside of the United States not guaranteed by Christmas (though, I will try).

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    Butt Portrait!

    A Beautiful 4"x4" Butt Portrait. Add $10 to make it 5"x5" another $10 to make it 6"x6" and so on.

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    • Butt Portrait!
    • Butt Greeting Card
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    Early Bird Christmas Gift Package!

    One 4"x4" Butt Portrait, one Butt Screen Print, one paper Butt Drawing, a Lapel Pin, a Pair of Earrings, FIVE Butt Greeting Cards!
    You MUST submit your photo by November 24th, 2016, to receive your portrait in time for Christmas! Or earlier, please. Thanks!
    Orders outside of the United States not guaranteed by Christmas (though, I will try).

    Includes:
    • 10× Butt Greeting Card
    • Butt Lapel Pin
    • Butt Earrings
    • Butt Portrait!
    • Butt Drawing
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    Everything Gift Package!

    One 4"x4" Butt Portrait, one, one paper Butt Drawing, a Lapel Pin, a Pair of Earrings, and five Butt Greeting Cards!

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    • Butt Greeting Card
    • Butt Lapel Pin
    • Butt Earrings
    • Butt Portrait!
    • Butt Drawing
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