At Crumby Pins, I strive to keep my pins fun. And what’s more fun than American politics?! The current political climate is nothing short of a dumpster fire. Make no mistake, the Grand Old Party is lit!
Now you can proudly wear your disdain for President Trump and the Republican Party right on your lapel! These hard enamel pins measure 1.25” in height, have double posts with rubber clutches, and come carded, bagged, and variant limited editions are hand numbered. Backing cards are a thick 16pt card-stock with a matte finish and spot gloss.
These pins won’t just be good, they’ll be great. Really great. Probably the greatest pins you’ll ever own. And beautiful. I’m talking really, really, beautiful. Someone told me this wasn’t a good idea, and you know what I said? I said “the flames just got ten feet taller.”
The District Standard
It’s nothing new for the GOP, but it’s certainly become the norm. The District Standard is an open edition pin made of black nickel with glow in the dark flames.
The Toxic Variant
Much like the vulgarities that spew from the President’s mouth, this dumpster is toxic. The Toxic Variant is made using neon Pantone colors, making it vibrant and bright. Not only do the flames glow in the dark, but the dumpster does too. This pin is made of black nickel and will be a limited edition of 50 or more based on the number of backers.
The White Lies Variant
As legend has it, each time a Republican tells a lie the flames in a dumpster burn brighter. This one has been burning bright so long the dumpster turned red and the flames are white hot. The White Lies variant is made of matte black nickel and has glow in the dark flames. It is a limited edition of 50 or more based on number of backers.
Cruzing To The Dump
They say everything is bigger in Texas and it looks like dumpster fires are no exception. The 2018 Ted Cruz for Senate campaign is hot garbage and we have the pins to prove it.
Blind Bag pins are limited to 5 each and will be placed in black bags and chosen at random. These are available only in the Blind Bag reward levels.
There’s a reward tier for any combination of pins you’d like. At the end of the campaign, I’ll send out a survey to get your shipping information as well as your choice of pin or pins.
There’s also a reward tier, limited to one, for The Senate. With this level, I’ll send a District Standard pin to each Democrat and Independent Senator. They could rock it next to the little American Flag pin they wear each day. Is this crazy? Normally, yes. Nowadays? Covfefe.
The pins have been ordered and should be in my hands by end of this campaign. They should be delivered to you in early April.
This isn't my first rodeo. You can find more pins at crumbypins.com.
This pin as based off a design originally by Drew McConville.
Risks and challenges
- A delay at the manufacturer or in shipping may delay my receipt of the pins.
- Minor tweaks may be needed to be made to the pins and backing cards
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