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My hosting ends on April 1st. If this gets funded, my blog can get hosted for another year or 2 and I'll send you an ebook (or more!?).
My hosting ends on April 1st. If this gets funded, my blog can get hosted for another year or 2 and I'll send you an ebook (or more!?).
11 backers pledged $122 to help bring this project to life.

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Updates:

  • New Video: I made a new video. You have to give me a dollar or more to watch it, ie be a donor. It's not worth it!
  • The video #2: I just listened to that shit and I come across as kind of a schmuck. I guess sometimes there is honesty in advertising. 
  • The video: It looked better on my phone. I realize that it's completely black up there. Don't take that in a racist way. I don't see how you would. It's your fault if you do, basically. Anyhow. If you are a CSI nerd you might be able to enhance enhance enhance and see that I'm in a dingy apartment, in a dingy robe, chugging a $3 bottle of wine. Maybe it's better as is, though. Don't want to kill the magic, I say.

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I humbly operate ilmza.com. Next month (April 1, no joke though), my hosting runs out and I don't know how I'm going to continue after that. I need a little over $100 dollars for another year with my current host or about $100 for two years at a different one.

Also, I kind of want to publish this whole dumb project as a book. Ideally I'd like to turn it into a real paperback book, too. With shitty drawings. If I make enough money to do that through Kickstarter, I will make it so.

Backstory:

My language is vulgar. A lot of people hate me. I'd like to say I'm not that bad of a person in real life, but, in reality, I am probably worse. And now I'm asking you for money, so please go ahead and comply immediately.

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    Pledge $5 or more About $5

    I'll send you an ebook! DRM-free! Easily pirated! It will probably be in a regular old PDF format and/or some other format(s). I'll make it look pretty good! It will have all (or almost all) of my reviews and other stuff too.

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    The above plus I'll send you some art I drunkenly drew for you or maybe some beef jerky or a poem. Digitally. Mmmm, Digital jerky.

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    Pledge $25 or more About $25

    The stuff above, plus I'll dedicate a special page on my site to you, detailing how badass you are. I'll put a link to your site on there too, if you have one. Even if it's really terrible. Especially if it's really terrible.

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    Pledge $250 or more About $250

    Well aren't you a go-getter? I guess if anyone pledges this much I'll publish this book on paperback and send you the first copy, signed and whatnot. Plus the other crap. Probably set up a shrine in my home dedicated to you. Offer monthly virgin sacrifices and such.

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