- New Video: I made a new video. You have to give me a dollar or more to watch it, ie be a donor. It's not worth it!
- The video #2: I just listened to that shit and I come across as kind of a schmuck. I guess sometimes there is honesty in advertising.
- The video: It looked better on my phone. I realize that it's completely black up there. Don't take that in a racist way. I don't see how you would. It's your fault if you do, basically. Anyhow. If you are a CSI nerd you might be able to enhance enhance enhance and see that I'm in a dingy apartment, in a dingy robe, chugging a $3 bottle of wine. Maybe it's better as is, though. Don't want to kill the magic, I say.
I humbly operate ilmza.com. Next month (April 1, no joke though), my hosting runs out and I don't know how I'm going to continue after that. I need a little over $100 dollars for another year with my current host or about $100 for two years at a different one.
Also, I kind of want to publish this whole dumb project as a book. Ideally I'd like to turn it into a real paperback book, too. With shitty drawings. If I make enough money to do that through Kickstarter, I will make it so.
My language is vulgar. A lot of people hate me. I'd like to say I'm not that bad of a person in real life, but, in reality, I am probably worse. And now I'm asking you for money, so please go ahead and comply immediately.
- (30 days)