All Quiet on the Panzerfäuste Front...
Apologies for the delay in providing an update, I had not realised I had left it so long.
The good news is the errant Schweinhund jaw has been... Read more
Jaw Jaw Not War War!
Further to the last update it turns out that the missing lower jaw on one of the Dwarf Uhlan schweinhund was not in the mould (I know), so... Read more
Unfortunately not a lot of good news to report but nothing catastrophic and I think it is best to try and keep you informed of what is going... Read more
Cunning plans and the road to Penarth...
As I was driving back from Atherstone-on-Stour with the last car load of Hystericalbits and pieces on December 21st, my head was cunning plans to sort out... Read more
Bonjour mes Panzerfäustians!
No, we don't know where the summer went but we promise we have been working hard on the last parts of the Kickstarter and today we can... Read more
All the Nice Dwarves Love a Sailor...
Bonjour mes Panzerfäustians!
Hope you are well. The duck continues to paddle under the water and today here are the latest unit to be sculpted - Les Fusiliers Marins(aka... Read more
They Shall Not Pass!
Herb has finished sculpting Troglodyte Warlord Marszałek-Trogi Swaróg and we think you'll agree he looks like he'll give those invading Dwarves something to think about as he leads the... Read more
Orange is the New Panzerfäuste...
Good Morning Panzerfäustians
Before he set off to the Vapnartakshow in darkest Orcshire at 5am this morning, Rob took a photo of the Mole Tank that had just finished printing... Read more
Le Grand Fromage!
Bonjour mes Panzerfäustians!
A little update today in the form of Gnome Crown Prince Kaliko of the Principality of Dûn-Nomin and leader of the Grand Quartier Chef de la Guerre at the time of... Read more
A treat for Troglodyte generals today, the Kret Bitwa 3TK War Mole!
The War Mole is a really cool addition to the Trog army and its ability to tunnel... Read more
Shock and Awe!
First off can we wish you a Happy New Year!
Secondly thanks for your patience. We are like ducks below the waterline paddling away, please have trust in us,... Read more
Just a heads up that the Spitfyre Kickstarter has 48 hours left to run...
It has been much more successful than we anticipated, thank you to everyone who has joined... Read more
Guten Tag Panzerfäusters!
Now if you were worried that all the Hysterical love was going in the way of those little airbeasts don't fret, here are the remaining three Dwarf Schweinhundereite... Read more
Spitfyre takes flight...
Just a quick update to let you know that the Kickstarter for Spitfyre is now live... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hystericalgames/spitfyre-aerial-combat-in-the-skies-of-panzerfaust
Bringing Home the Bacon!
It may seem all quiet on the Hysterical front but in the trenches the fight goes on. My focus is currently on the skirmish rules, I'm just waiting on some... Read more
Fighters from the Sky!
Well we told you to watch the skies and dropping into action behind enemy lines, on the backs of huge KampfKondor, come the Dwarf airborne troops - the ... Read more
I Ain't Afraid of No Goats!
Bonjour mes Panzerfäustians,
Well the Dwarf Gebirgsjäger can't expect to climb every mountain without meeting some resistance and in the Gnomelands this comes in the form of the elite Chasseurs... Read more
Ain't No Mountain High Enough...
Hi ho Panzerfäustians, it's off to the mountains we go...
Hot on the heels of the Orc Highlanders come the hard as nails Dwarf Mountain troops - the Gebirgsjäger!
Now... Read more
Orcy, Weirs Yer Troosers?
Och Aye Panzerfäustians!
Now you may have seen Rob getting all gushy over in the Panzerfäuste Gamers group on Facebook the other day with the news that there are only 4... Read more
Climb Every Mountain...
I know what you are thinking, two updates in a week, what is going on with those Hysterical chappies?! Well we are all so excited in Hysterical Towersthat... Read more
As many of you marvel at your Wave 3A miniatures, work continues at Hysterical HQ on Wave 3B so here is a quick update for you...
Orc Squadron... Read more
Up Yours Alberich!
Just a quick update to show you the 3D render of Orc Warlord Chûrg-ill giving the traditional Orc two-fingered salute, which Herb has just finished...
Pretty awesome eh?
More soon...... Read more
Wave 2 Shipped! Now onto Wave 3...ish!
Hello fellow Panzerfäustians!
From Hysterical, With Love...
Dark Elves are Reds,
Gnome Voltigeurs are blue,
That Dwarf has a machine-gun,
And he's pointing it right at you!
Valentine's Day greetings Panzerfäustians! We bring you love...
Well in... Read more
This Week has been a Good Week...
Ok, we said the last parts of Wave Two would be in production by the middle of January and the Hysterical Elves have been hard at work making sure we... Read more
Happy New Year and all that jazz...
First off Happy New Year Panzerfäustians, we hope you had a great Hognachtswatch and start to 2017.
Unfortunately the last couple of months of 2016 were ones were if it could go... Read more
Crisis?! What Crisis?
Greetings my fellow Panzerfäustians!
With young Rob away at Crisis in Antwerp it falls in me to update you on all things kickstartery and Hysterical.
Well they... Read more
March of the Deathless!
From the frozen north come the Deathless marching onto your tabletops...
Well Panzerfäusters we have some good news and some not so good news and some teasing news...
The... Read more
Ten Hut Panzerfäustians!
Ok, lots of exciting news today as the Phoney War is over and September sees the launch of Wave Two!
The first boxes of Wave Two will... Read more
Ding Dong! The Bells are Gonna Chime...
Today is a great day of excitement here at Hysterical Towers as young Rob is getting married to a lovely young lady who he somehow has convinced that... Read more
Greetings my fellow Panzerfäustians
Well as Rob is a busy little bee, having been at shows up and down the country (with a loyal little band of helpers - thank... Read more
The Deathless March!
Good afternoon Panzerfäns!
We are very sorry for the delay in getting an update out to you. Please don't think it's a sign that we aren't doing anything, quite the... Read more
Torg-Barazcy Do Broni!!! The Troglodytes ride to battle!
Gooooooood morning Panzerfans!
We have very, very, verrrry exciting update for you today! It's been a couple of very busy weeks with a whole load going on in the background... Read more
What a week!
The week began with Rob and Steve meeting up and discussing the next few months. We have some plans in place that are all very exciting indeed!... Read more
Picking up from Steve last week, it's been incredibly busy here at Hysterical Towers!
SALUTEIt goes without saying the highlight of what happened between the last update... Read more
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Dwarven Kaiser?
Greetings my fellow Panzerfäustians
Rob is busy casting lots and lots of stock in preparation for the Hysterical debut at Salutenext Saturday so I have resumed my role as... Read more
April Fools Update!
Don't worry, no fools here right now - though we hope we fooled a few of our Facebook followers!
First up, apologies for the delay in this... Read more
Hysterical is Go!
Blimey, what a busy week, indeed it is still ongoing as whilst I type this, Rob is still hard at work with the Hystericaltrade stand in Abingdon so I... Read more
**PLEDGE MANAGER ANNOUNCEMENT**
Late Sunday Update!
Well it's late in the day here in the UK, we only have an hour and a half of Sunday left. What can we say, whew... It's been... Read more
We're getting there! Promise! Turns out, the programme we're using for Pledge Manager doesn't support wave shipping, but we're working a way around it. We hope there will be something... Read more
Early Sunday Update - and something for you to do...
During the Kickstartera number of pledgers asked the question whether they could receive parts of their pledge early, as we were able to produce it, rather than wait for... Read more
Sunday Update! It IS Sunday, Right? No?! What?!?!...
Apologies for the tardiness in our update this week! Rob's been busy with Age of Tyrants, which is becoming an ever-more demanding role as they start going into their last... Read more
Ich Moechte Gehiiiiiiiiirn!!!! - Tiny Zombies and more!
Good evening folks,
We apologise for the late timing of this update today, we almost left it until tomorrow; but decided that that would simply not be cricket at all!... Read more
Good evening everybody! We've had a wonderfully busy week for a variety of reasons, so lets get this show on the road.
Okay, first up, we have some new... Read more
Good evening folks,
Boy-oh-boy, what a week! This is going to be a short update, due to being a shortened week. I headed over to Beasts of War on Wednesday... Read more
Good evening, Kickstarter!
*DISCLAIMER: I am not a photographer, these photographs have been taken using non-professional equipment!
It's a chilly Sunday here in the depths of South Warwickshire and I'm... Read more
Firstly, apologies for being a couple of days late. It's kind of inconsequential to you guys, but we (Hannah and Rob) decided to get a Pug (mostly Hannah... Read more
Merry (Belated!) Christmas!
We've had a very nice and relaxing Holiday period here at Hysterical Games! Nothing really to report, but we do want to share this artwork with you of 'A Hogswatchesnacht... Read more
'twas 5 nights before Hogswatchesnacht, and Hysterical Games were stirring...
Hey there guys!
DISCLAIMER: *All photographs are taken on a terrible Camera-phone/Potato, please reserve your judgement of figures until professional photographs are taken! We promise the figures are bloody gorgeous!*... Read more
DISCLAIMER: *All photographs are taken on a terrible Camera-phone/Potato, please reserve your judgement of figures until professional photographs are taken! We promise the figures are bloody gorgeous!*
Yep,... Read more
We hope you have had a glorious week. It's now December and things are getting festive!
We've had a busy week here at Hysterical Games; but actual progress... Read more
Just a quick one to sum up the past week at Hysterical Games - what we've been up to and anything else we can share at this stage!... Read more
Another Quick Update!
I was going to wait until tomorrow to post this Update, but I have all the information I want to publish available now, so figured why not update you all... Read more
Having wrestled control from the "Supreme Overlord Steve"and firmly wound his neck in, I would like to take this first opportunity to thank him for his hard... Read more
Blimey, that was some ride! Today was the best day of pledges since day one! :-)
Our sincerest thanks for all the faith you have shown in us, that we... Read more
No Mountain Too High!
Well I wasn't expecting that, but there's no stopping you at the moment...
The Dwarf Gebirgsjäger section has been unlocked and can be one of your section options in your pledge,... Read more
Death in the Mountains...
Well seems you don't get rid of me that easy do you? :-)
You lot are an amazing bunch of people and have just smashed through the £30K barrier and... Read more
Don't Panic! Don't Panic!
Well I've broken Kickstarter! It won't let me update the main page with the new updates even if I reduce the amount of text in doing so. Rob can... Read more
Investing in property is always a wise move, especially with new people moving into the area, so for any buddy Gnomish property magnets we have put together this Gnome Village... Read more
Death From the Steppes!
Phew! What a busy day! (no wonder Rob skipped the country!)
Apologies for the delay in this post but "someone" (I'm not naming names but let's say they are not... Read more
Ok, you asked for it...
For those of you that really want to go big on the war-beast front, here are some special Kickstarter offers on the war-beasts. This is... Read more
Char D'Escargot Avant!
The Gnome Light Snail Tank has been unlocked!
Inspired by the FT-17 the model will come two to a pack with optional Machine Gun and Canon weaponry.
Historically the Germans... Read more
Even Death Does Not Release You...
Ok Deathless fans, the main man (well emaciated Dark Elf) Koschei the Deathlessis unlocked and available as an add-on for £8 (or as one of your free hero choices... Read more
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Kaiser?
Ok as we are coming up on the last few hours of this crazy Kickstarter, I thought, let's go crazy with some reduced stretch goals!!!!
First off - the ... Read more
A Long Way From Gnome...
I might just stay in bed today as you guys are amazing when I'm asleep! ;-)
First off over 250 backers so now everyone Corporal or higher all will be... Read more
24 Hours To Go... Hansi the Kaiser's Cat is here!
As we enter the last 24 hours of this amazing Kickstarter we wanted to say thank you to our backers by giving everyone who has pledged £22 or more an ... Read more
Kill First, Calculate Later!
Hurrah! The Troglodyte Ułani cavalry are unlocked. Now you can charge the invader's Panzerbär in true hysterical style!
The Ułani troop comprises of four resin models and can be... Read more
The 48 Hour Countdown Begins...
The Kickstarter has entered its last 48 hours!
First off, I know Rob has thanked you all, but I'd just like to take this opportunity, as I sit here on... Read more
We've just received some new concept art from Will of the Panzerbär and I couldn't resist showing it off.
The design is still a work in progress so will be... Read more
While Rob is Away...
Rob is now en route to Crisis and he has left me the keys to Hysterical Towers! Hee hee!
Now that I am the Supreme OverlordI have made my... Read more
Raise the Dead! - Necromancy Magick Deck Unlocked and quick video update!
So, we've smashed through the next stretch goal, for the Deathless Magick Deck, now allowing you to use the Rusalka in Mass Battle Games!
Obviously, we are in... Read more
Hot on the heels of the Orcish War-Wyrm, we are very happy to announce that it's opponent, the Dwarf Panzerbär will be available to buy as an add-on as well,... Read more
FREE QUICK REFERENCE SHEETS! 225 BACKERS - SMASHED
Well, we're past 225 Backers, which means we have unlocked a FREE PRINTED QUICK REFERENCE SHEET WITH EVERY RULEBOOK.
This handy sheet will help you quickly find the most important... Read more
The Great Gnomish Bake Off!
What would a village in Dun-Nomin be, without a Bakery at it's centre?
Today we've unlocked the first of a range of scenery designed by Tony Harwood (Dampfpanzerwagon). This talented... Read more
Stamp. Stamp. Stamp... ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
Can we just say, that you are the most humbling bunch of folk that we have ever had the pleasure of doing business with? Genuinely, the most heartfelt of... Read more
Shaman Magick Deck - Unlocked! AND MORE NEW STRETCH GOALS
The Shaman Magick Deck for the Troglodytes has been Unlocked!
This means you can now use the trio of Shamans that come int he Troglodyte Command Set in... Read more
1 WEEK LEFT!!! And Battle Lord Swarog is Unlocked
Guys, you have no idea quite how awesome you all are. Thank you so much for your support. Look at where we are! We still have one week left.
So,... Read more
KAMPFKONDOR INBOUND! - Kampfkondor Kit UNLOCKED!
Apologies for the Radio Silence yesterday! I was helping my dear friend Rich move into his new house, which took a little more of my time than I expected!
In... Read more
Trrrrroooooll!!!!! - Zombi Troll Brute Unlocked!
Just like this Zombi Troll, my fingers are beginning to fall off! However, mine is due to these Updates! :D
It's awesome! Thanks guys!
(Scene taken from Rob's favourite... Read more
200 Backers! - Community Stretch Goal - UNLOCKED
Well, you did it! Thanks to your amazing networking and sharing, that we are hugely grateful for, we can now offer all backers of Captain Level and above a FREE... Read more
Helmet-Dwelling Night Vision Frog! - Hauptmann Entwickler Unlocked!
Here he is folks!
So let's see exactly what we have unlocked.
A cunning tactician in his own right, Entwickler also boasts one of the keenest and most... Read more
THE DEATHLESS MARCH! - Operation Herzschlag Deck Unlocked!
The dark winter chill of the Deathless is upon us! You can now play out games of Panzerfäuste Mass Battle with the theme of the battlefields of Operation Herzschlag using... Read more
Death from Above! Bogglez-Wurf, the Wyvern Pilot is Unlocked!
Vrrrrrroooooom! Screeeech! Roooooar! BOOOOOOM!!!!!
Wyverns are terrifying things. Truly terrifying. The rate at which they spit fire and death on their enemies is beyond belief!
Bogglez-Wurf is the best known... Read more
Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit. BOOM! Entwickler Stretch Goal announcement!
We are pleased to announce another mini-stretch goal a little further on!
Hauptmann Entwickler, the mad-inventor Dwarf and his pet Frog!
This fantastic character, designed by Luke Passingham, has appeared... Read more
Quick little update to say that we have redesigned the template set! This is now in line with the most up to date version of the Mass Battle... Read more
I think it's about time for some mini-stretch goals!
We've had a bit of a wavering week, which has been a week of highs and lows here at Hysterical... Read more
Designing the Orcs - An analysis!
Firstly, we're going through a rocky period! Steady yourselves, pledge what you can and remember to shout loud about Panzerfäuste!
Without you guys, none of this would be possible. We... Read more
They came from the North! - The Deathless are Unlocked!
Well done guys, this is a big milestone and we're DEAD excited (pun intented), the 5th Faction -The Deathless - are unlocked!
So what have we unlocked?
The... Read more
Designing the Dwarves - An analysis!
We are steaming ahead, gaining ever-closer on those elusive Deathless. Soon they shall rise!
Tonight, I wanted to talk to you about the Dwarves of Khallazdurin!
Apologies... Read more
Generals gathered in their masses! - SCHWEINHUNDEREITE UNLOCKED!
"Generals gathered in their masseeeeeeeeeees!
Gralski witches at Black Masses
Rebel minds plot revolutioooooon
Deathless bodies sow confusion
In the fields the dead keep risiiiiiiiiing!
Vengeance t'ward the Tsar... Read more
Now you see me! - Illusionism Magick Deck Unlocked!
Another Stretch Goal smashed!
This is the SECOND of our 'Faction specific' Magick Decks. You will need these to use the Magick specialists in your army in the Mass... Read more
Vive la Dun Nomin! Vive la Kaliko!
"How can I be expected to run a country that has 246 different kinds of Cheese?!" - Crown Prince Kaliko...
We got there! Kickstarter Exclusive Prince Kaliko is UNLOCKED!... Read more
Designing the Gnomes - An analysis!
We're just over a week into Kickstarter, and into the dreaded 'plateau period'! Not to fear, for we have many exciting things coming up!
Today, I just wanted... Read more
Enigma Magick Deck - Decoded!
Well, we beat this stretch goal!
This is the first of our 'Faction specific' Magick Decks. You will need these to use the Magick specialists in your army, this... Read more
End of Week 1 Update!
Well hello Guys and Girls!
I just wanted to update you all with this end of week update, to celebrate what we have achieved injust under 7 days of... Read more
En avant, mes escargots! - Gnome Gasteroportés are Unlocked!
Slowly but surely, the lumpen silhouette of the Gnomish Gasteroportés appeared on the horizon in the near-distance. The blue clad Gnomish Voltigeurs cheered from their entrenched position knowing that this was... Read more
Designing the Troglodytes - An analysis!
So, whilst the sculptors are working on getting the Troglodyte Command sculpted up, we thought you might like to see where the journey has come from.
Many moons... Read more
Armoured Hammer! - Dwarf Sturmtruppen Unlocked!
The Dwarf Sturmtruppen, in all their armoured glory, have been unlocked!
So, that's awesome - but what have we actually unlocked?
"The fortifications of the Môn-Gerahnt formed a... Read more
Ein Zwerg, Ein Bier, Ein Volk! - Dwarven Kaiser Alberich, the Grossmeister Brauer unlocked!
Here he is!
So, we've had Orc Warlord Churg-ill, now is the time of the Dwarves and their leader - Kaiser Alberich...
Here's what you have unlocked.
KAISER ALBERICH -... Read more
Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna - Troglodyte Górale are Unlocked!
...and as I fell into deep slumber, Kickstarter backers were working intensely, helping the project grow.
Well guys, that's another goal hit! So, what have we unlocked?
Górale,... Read more
The Ladies from Hell! - Orc Highlanders Unlocked!
Aaaaaaand we're there!
The crazy nutters have been unlocked!
In come the ORC HIGHLANDERS.
"From the desolate southern mountain regions of Branzhûm come the vicious kilted Highlanders sporting... Read more
Where Skirmishers Dare! - Skirmish Beta Rules released!
Rob: "What should I call this update, Steve?"
Steve: "Where Skirmishers Dare!"
Rob: "...Oh for the love of... ...fine it will do."
Steve: "Do I... Read more
I 'ave nuffin' to offer 'cept blood, toil, tears and sweat! - Warlord Churg-Ill unlocked!
Well, there it is folks! The mighty Orc Warlord Churg-ill has been unlocked. So, who is he?
"First Warlord of the thirteen tribes of Branzhûm, Chûrg-ill is a... Read more
Where... Goats(?!) Dare... - Gnome Chasseurs Alpins Unlocked!
Rob: "Morning Steve!"
Steve: "Morning Rob, how can I help?"
Rob: "Uhmmmmm, what should I call the new update?"
Steve: "Good Question... How about 'Where Goats Dare'"
Steve: ... Read more
FREE BETA RULES AVAILABLE NOW!
The first batch of the Beta testing rules are available now!
Craig has been a busy-bee fixing up these documents ready for you and obviously, I've been hard at working... Read more
NEW PLEDGE LEVEL FOR SKIRMISH GAMERS!
We've had some feedback asking if we can have a sort of 'in-between' Skirmish and Mass Battle Pledge Level. We got out our calculators and worked out what... Read more
From the Skies! - Dwarf Fallschirmjaeger unlocked!
Dropped in by Kampfkondor, the Dwarf Fallschirmjaeger are here!
So what exactly have you unlocked?
"Flying into battle on the backs of huge Kampfkondor, the Dwarven Fallschirmjäger are... Read more
Niedźwiedź żołnierz! - Wojtek the Soldier Bear Unlocked!
Our very own Bear Soldier, Wojtek, has been unlocked!
Based on a real-life story, we were massively inspired by the Siberian Bear that became a Private in the Polish... Read more
Sieze this chance to take back Tôrg Baraz! - Operation Unterberg cards unlocked!
Well folks, sorry for the delay; but it seems you have unlocked yet another one of our Stretch Goals!
What have you unlocked?
The Operation UnterbergShared Magick deck can... Read more
Whistle while you work... - Many Unlocks!
Good morning folks!
Here I am, bleary eyed, in my dressing gown, clutching a cup of freshly brewed coffee. I open up my laptop and bring up Kickstarter and lo... Read more
Fight or Die! - Orc Fomori Brute and Dwarf Straftruppen Section Unlocked!
Well, it's been an amazing ride, but it's bed-time here in the UK and we just wanted to do one final closing update.
You guys are awesome, that's all the... Read more
Whizz, Bang, Pop! - Operation Blutrach Unlocked!
So. Many. Updates.
I'm getting repetitive strain injury!
Not that I'm complaining, this is awesome! Well done guys, we smashed yet another Stretch goal!
Okay, so what exactly are these... Read more
'Ere we Go! 'Ere we Go! 'Ere we Go! - The Orcs enter the War!
South of the Gnomish lands, across the sea, is a solitary island - Branzhûm. Upon this island dwell all manner of creatures, but none more than the various tribes of Orcs.... Read more
Et tu Brutes! - The Brutes Enter the Battlefield!
Well, you guys smashed it!
That's the first TWO Stretch Goals utterly smashed under the heavy feet of these two Brutes!
Which, by the way, you will be getting some... Read more
Uhm. Well.... Blimey! You guys did it! We're funded! Now the fun begins, we get to share all of these awesome stretch goals with you! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
The... Read more