Afraid you're the only one suffering from SBS?
Recent studies suggest that the majority of District residents may suffer from SBS – Stationary Booty Syndrome. Symptoms include tension, irritability, numbness in the legs and booty, an itchy sacroiliac, and overwhelming ennui. SBS can be caused by long hours in office chairs, humorless bosses, power ballads, or funk deficiency. You may suffer from SBS without even knowing it. Look at your booty right now -- is it moving? See, it's worse than we thought.
You and your loved ones needn't suffer in silence.
Every day, House of Soul -- a D.C.-based, not-for-profit, social-music services leader -- works to get the word out to victims of Stationary Booty Syndrome: You are not alone. We'll get your booty moving once again. House of Soul's mission is to bring people together and loosen the District's stiff derrieres.
Help us help D.C.’s silent masses. House of Soul is making a music video for our track Push It – a powerful SBS treatment proven in independent lab tests to induce spontaneous posterior gyrations. But we need contributions from concerned people like you to produce a video as stimulating as the music.
- For as little as $10, you can help move a booty and make life worth living for the SBS-sufferers in your community.
- For $20, you can appear in the video for Push It and show the SBS-afflicted that there is hope!
- For $1,000, House of Soul will come to your party and give your afflicted and unafflicted guests alike the sonic treatment.
Together, we can stamp out Stationary Booty Syndrome. Pledge today!
Update: We reached our $3,000 goal! Woohoo! This means we have a baseline amount of money to shoot a video. Truth be told, we set the goal at $3,000 as a bare minimum. Additional funds would help us make a top-notch production -- more time, cover more expenses, use the top-shelf stuff rather than using what's cheapest. So, with 7 days left, contributions are still appreciated and would be put to good use! Pledge $20 or more and you can come to our video shoot/party and be in the video!
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