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Demon Bitch: The "I Told You SO!" Campaign

Demon Bitch's Shitty Tarot - Except that it's a Lenormand deck with a few oracle cards. That's because she's stupid. Bad luck are go!!!

Demon Bitch: The "I Told You SO!" Campaign

Demon Bitch's Shitty Tarot - Except that it's a Lenormand deck with a few oracle cards. That's because she's stupid. Bad luck are go!!!

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    You know, toss a beggar some change or some shit. At least the dollar will make me feel better about myself.

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    1-Card ORAKUL Draw!

    Hooray! You get a fortune told! NOT! You can get a DIGITAL copy of one of the ORAKUL cards by the fucking awesome artists that we have! Just choose an ORAKUL card from the main storyline of the project, and let me know through Kickstarter once you choose! Then you'll get a high-resolution JPEG of the card itself.

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    Demon Bitch Electronica Part 1

    The book that started it all! "Hellfire and Damnation" was the first book ever of Demon Bitch and I put it digitally so it could spread like the plague! Have herpes in your inbox!

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    Demon Bitch Electronica Part 2

    "She sucks" is really that! More of her stupid-ass adventures and other dumb crap! That way, you can look at it all in one place! All for 5USD which is one cup for Starbucks! The bad thing is that you can't use it for toilet paper!

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    Demon Bitch Electronica Part 3

    "Alcoholics and Anonymouses" was funded earlier this year! So, here's about 90 digital pages of bullshit! It's full of fucked up recipes and awful cartoons! It's a "Like Water for Chocolate" but it sucks! I bet Laura Esquivel hates me now!

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    Demon Bitch Electronica Part 4

    The book that started me on my fucking shit of hate and revulsion! A book of monstrosities of personality of when I first moved to LA! So, fuck them I drew and wrote the meanest, angriest things ever! Now people can laugh!

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    5X7" Signed 'FuckShit' Zorilita Print!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'FuckShit' Zorilita Print! That way you know my pain.

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    5X7" Signed 'Nagelriffic' Elisa Print!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'FuckShit' Elisa Luevanos Print! Remember those Nagel models? Remember they're a classic? Remember that they were actually good???

    Well Demon Bitch is none of those. Go get this signed print, because most likely that will never happen again.

    I hate you all.

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    5X7" Signed 'Robotic Desperation' Print!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'Robotic Desperation' Connie Huang Print! Yeah, thank you Kickstarter for limiting my title account. I feel bad now.

    Get this signed print. It will probably be the last thing you ever regret. Even when you sell heroin to crack babies, you won't feel so bad.

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    5X7" Signed 'DMT' Dallas H. Print!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'DMT' Hoisington Print! Yeah, thank you Kickstarter for limiting my title account. I feel bad now.

    Remember when someone said that maybe someone should take DMT and talk to the coronavirus because they were probably merely brilliant or incredibly stupid.

    I'd guess the latter. I can get into their theories of showering next...

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    5X7" Signed 'GOATSE' Donald Print!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'GOATSE' Donald C. Anderson Print! Yeah, thank you Kickstarter for limiting my title account. I feel bad now.

    So remember goat.se.cx? If you're a kid - don't do that. It's really gross and will ruin you forever.

    Donald wanted to draw the Brown Starfish and I let him. Now I want to cry.

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    5X7" Signed 'Hand O' Glory' Oddling!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'Hand O' Glory' Angela Oddling Print! Yeah, thank you Kickstarter for limiting my title account. I feel bad now.

    So yeah, I asked Angela Oddling to do this, and she put out something beautiful. She even made Demon Bitch look beautiful but even Demon Bitch fucked that shit up. Now it all smells like sour milk and I can't take it.

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    5X7" Signed 'Rebirth' Mia Bunn Print!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'Rebirth' Mia Bunn Print! Yeah, thank you Kickstarter for limiting my title account. I feel bad now.

    So Mia understands all about Demon Bitch. She understood it so much that I just want to fucking cry.

    I HATE YOU ALL NOW.

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    5X7" Signed 'Shits N Giggles' Print!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'Shits N Giggles' Chrissy Bautista Print! Yeah, thank you Kickstarter for limiting my title account. I feel bad now.

    So Chrissy thought Demon Bitch smells like a dumpster. She's even drawn flies for saying this. She decided to finalize it on paper.

    Forever.

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    5X7" Signed 'Pimp Hand!' Rawdog Print!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'Pimp Hand!' by Rawdog of REAL DEAL fame!

    Yeah, thank you Kickstarter for limiting my title account. I feel bad now.

    So yeah, Lawrence likes to strangle Demon Bitch! That's because she pisses him off all the time! Enjoy! Jabbo the Blind Pimp cracks a fucking stick on her huge bumperhead so you'll love that! She needs to take her ass whuppin' like a good girl.

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    5X7" Signed 'Burrito Dreemz' by TAR!

    Part of the ORAKUL! Well, the crappy part of it anyways. Here it is in print form for the 5X7" Signed 'Burrito Dreemz' by The Artist Rose Print! Yeah, thank you Kickstarter for limiting my title account. I feel bad now.

    So, Rose drew something terrible. She's in a terrible frame of mine. Actually, we all are. >:D

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    Any Two Will DO! TWO 5X7" Signed Prints!

    So, you get to choose TWO SIGNED 5X7" Prints from any of these artists from the ORAKUL deck. Have fun shoving them around!

    Your choices are:
    DB: Fuckshit - by Zorilita
    DB: Nagelriffic - by Elisa Luevanos
    DB: Robotic Desperation - by Connie Huang
    DB: DMT - by Dallas Hoisington
    DB: GOATSE - by Donald C. Anderson
    DB: Hand O' Glory - by Angela Oddling
    DB: Rebirth - by Mia Bunn
    DB: Shits N Giggles - by Chrissy Bautista
    DB: Pimp Hand! - by Lawrence "Rawdog" Hubbard
    DB: Burrito Dreemz - by The Artist Rose

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    GENERAL ONE-CARD HAIR PULL

    This will be a general one-card pull from the "Shitty Tarot" deck to see what your (mis)fortune would be for your current dank energies. Lemme tell you, there are some dank ones! You might laugh or cry or kinda be upset because the card is so fucking ugly! How will you know? You will have a pic for it! OH NO!

    This reading will be sent through Kickstarter.

    DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE FOR FUN ONLY. YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. IF YOU MAKE DECISIONS BASED OFF OF THIS THEN YOU NEED TO OWN THEM AS PURELY YOURS.

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    Stabbing the Demon Bitch

    If you missed the last one, here's the fucking "Demon Bitch: Stabbed" pin! Go get it! They won't last long, or probably it will be a buyer's remorse shit later.

    Either way, I feel depressed.

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    Demon Bitch is a Sperm

    So, if you didn't get pregnant in your last cycle, here's "Demon Bitch: Sperm"! Actually, you probably don't want her to impregnate you.

    I don't know how that happens as she is a female demon, but whatever. She fucking sucks.

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    Demon Bitch Electronica Fuckery

    Bad things come in three! At least that's what the idiots say who don't know what they're talking about! You get all the Demon Bitch books in electronic form. Goddamn! What reading matter to rot your skull, which is what TV is supposed to do!

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    'I Kind of Survived Cansir!' 3" Pin

    To start of a new series called 'SICK'. It's a collection of awful fucking shit that can kill you, but it's stuff you can wear! Maybe it's a form of a talisman so you never get these things - or maybe you're just a sick bastard like me, since hence the title!

    This is to commemorate the 6" pancreatic tumor I had last September which made me lose my gall bladder (crys) and half my stomach! Yeah I lost about 40lbs which is a great thing, but it sucked anyway! I named her Casey Anthony and it would have been cancer if I let her fucking gestate fully!

    3" soft enamel pin and it's gonna be two-pronged. Fuck this thing.

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    SPECIFIC ONE-CARD BUTT PLUG PULL

    I'll do a one-card pull from the "Shitty Tarot" deck for your specific question because therapists are dumb! I'll send out a survey through Kickstarter and that will sure be some shit to read! I'll enclose a photo of your card too, although it might be too ugly to deal with!

    This reading will be sent through Kickstarter so I can keep track of shit.

    DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE FOR FUN ONLY. YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. IF YOU MAKE DECISIONS BASED OFF OF THIS THEN YOU NEED TO OWN THEM AS PURELY YOURS.

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    Demon Bitch Electronica Absolute Fuckery

    This is all electronic fuckery! You get all 4 books here!!! It's all in your computer! OMG OMG OMG DOI DOI DOI - All in a chunk for an easy read!!! ALL THE DEMON BITCH BOOKS AND PERSONAL MONSTERS IN A VIRULENT LITTLE PACKAGE.

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    Demon Bitch Dusty Face Mask

    So, yeah Demon Bitch got an idea into her stupid fat head that someone should take DMT and talk to the coronavirus. Why? I don't fucking know or get it. However, also insisting she has surgery by having no scars is a thing for her too!

    Anyway, let's go be like her and crave attention by getting this scarf in this time of need and want due to the Covid19! It's a timeless time and we should have a souvenir because of it!

    Or you could mop up your cat piss when baby has an accident.

    20"X20" 100% preshrunk cotton in the color of Heavy Metal because we are that awesome.

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    ORAKUL OF DIGITAL

    These are all the ORAKUL cards done by individual artists in fucking PDF!

    You will get:
    DB: Fuckshit - by Zorilita
    DB: Nagelriffic - by Elisa Luevanos
    DB: Robotic Desperation - by Connie Huang
    DB: DMT - by Dallas Hoisington
    DB: GOATSE - by Donald C. Anderson
    DB: Hand O' Glory - by Angela Oddling
    DB: Rebirth - by Mia Bunn
    DB: Shits N Giggles - by Chrissy Bautista
    DB: Pimp Hand! - by Lawrence "Rawdog" Hubbard
    DB: Burrito Dreemz - by The Artist Rose

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    Stabbing of the Sperm Pin Collection

    God this is gross. Demon Bitch with her pork sword and her as a sperm. I think I hate them both. This is if you missed it the last time - but it's fucking awful anyway.

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    Demon Bitch "Shitty Tarot" Fortune Deck!

    Want a way for shitty fortunes to be told? Want to be told that the relationship and the love that you crave is going to crash and burn in a Tower-like fashion? If you want to read anything with a fucked-up twist for people you hate? Do you want to cry and laugh at the same time?

    Well, you never need look at anything else again!

    It's the 36 card Lenormand Deck with 9 Oracle Cards from some very good artists that dumbed-down their own skills to meet her level! Dear God. The shit that I do for everyone. Poker sized.

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    1 PRINT, 1 DECK = 2 Girls 1 Cup v1.0!

    So, in this disgusting allegory, you will get ONE choice of either of these signed 5X7" ORAKUL PRINTS. If you don't specify it to me, it will be a completely RANDO one, plus the actual "Shitty Tarot" Deck itself. Check the Kickstarter story graphic for reference.

    These are awful.

    CHOICES ARE:

    DB: Fuckshit - by Zorilita
    DB: Nagelriffic - by Elisa Luevanos
    DB: Robotic Desperation - by Connie Huang
    DB: DMT - by Dallas Hoisington
    DB: GOATSE - by Donald C. Anderson
    DB: Hand O' Glory - by Angela Oddling
    DB: Rebirth - by Mia Bunn
    DB: Shits N Giggles - by Chrissy Bautista
    DB: Pimp Hand! - by Lawrence "Rawdog" Hubbard
    DB: Burrito Dreemz - by The Artist Rose

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    • RANDOM or SPECIFIED 5X7" SIGNED ORAKUL PRINT
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    3 Cards - One General Reading

    So, instead of ONE card - you'll get 3 in a general reading! OMGWTFBBQ. Either way, it's better than going to a dank street where things smell bad with bums and shit to go to those lurid neon-lighted things. Fucking nuts!

    A picture of your shitty spread as well as the reading transcript will be sent through Kickstarter. It's a general read for you and your sad life.

    DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE FOR FUN ONLY. YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. IF YOU MAKE DECISIONS BASED OFF OF THIS THEN YOU NEED TO OWN THEM AS PURELY YOURS.

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    2 PRINTS, 1 DECK = 2 Girls 1 Cup v2.0!

    So, in this disgusting allegory, you will get TWO out of ALL THE choices of these signed 5X7" ORAKUL PRINTS. If you don't specify it to me, it will be a completely RANDO one, plus the actual "Shitty Tarot" Deck itself. Check the Kickstarter story graphic for reference.

    These are awful.

    CHOICES ARE:

    DB: Fuckshit - by Zorilita
    DB: Nagelriffic - by Elisa Luevanos
    DB: Robotic Desperation - by Connie Huang
    DB: DMT - by Dallas Hoisington
    DB: GOATSE - by Donald C. Anderson
    DB: Hand O' Glory - by Angela Oddling
    DB: Rebirth - by Mia Bunn
    DB: Shits N Giggles - by Chrissy Bautista
    DB: Pimp Hand! - by Lawrence "Rawdog" Hubbard
    DB: Burrito Dreemz - by The Artist Rose

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    General Onefer and the "Shitty" Deck!

    Want a way for shitty fortunes to be told? Want to be told that the relationship and the love that you crave is going to crash and burn in a Tower-like fashion? If you want to read anything with a fucked-up twist for people you hate? Do you want to cry and laugh at the same time?

    Well, you never need look at anything else again!

    In this reward I offer a GENERAL one-card pull of what's going on with you. That will be digital and I'll do it through Kickstarter, this is to show how I use the deck - but you can use it any way you want - even burn it.

    It's the 36 card Lenormand Deck with 9 Oracle Cards from some very good artists that dumbed-down their own skills to meet her level! Dear God. The shit that I do for everyone. Poker sized.

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    ALL THE PINS

    So, you get the fun pokey shit, much like when you took the PCR test to confirm for a disease! Demon Bitch is the gateway drug to disease itself!

    That didn't make sense? GOOD! Fuck it's not supposed to!

    You get the "Demon Bitch: Stabbed", "Demon Bitch: Sperm", and the "Pancreas Tits" pin. Fucking A.

    Includes:
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    • "Demon Bitch: Sperm" 3" Soft Enamel Pin
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    SPECIFIC Onefer and the "Shitty" Deck!

    So, answer a survey about your specific question and I'll answer it as a one-card pull! Be prepared for your answer as your answer will probably suck.

    That will be digital and I'll do it through Kickstarter, this is to show how I use the deck - but you can use it any way you want - even burn it.

    It's the 36 card Lenormand Deck with 9 Oracle Cards from some very good artists that dumbed-down their own skills to meet her level! Dear God. The shit that I do for everyone. Poker sized.

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    3 Card Specific Question Reading

    Ask your specific question through the Kickstarter survey! It's the COVID-19 safe way for not endangering yourself for a purely mystical experience! Give yourself or a loved one the gift of a read today!

    Or maybe not and you just want to piss them off.

    A picture of your shitty spread as well as your equally crappy reading will be sent through Kickstarter.

    DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE FOR FUN ONLY. YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. IF YOU MAKE DECISIONS BASED OFF OF THIS THEN YOU NEED TO OWN THEM AS PURELY YOURS.

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    ORAKUL of DELFI v1.0

    So if you just want the prints of the Oracle part of the 'Shitty Tarot', here they all are in 5"X7" form! Go do the thing and order it all. I guess you could do readings on it, but shuffling a bunch of fucking prints seems like a dumb idea.

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    3 Card General and the "Shitty" Deck!

    The reading will be a general 3-card reading. You'd better not be thinking of 'Tiger King' or I warn you it will be some shit.

    I'll do it through Kickstarter, this is to show how I use the deck - but you can use it any way you want - even burn it.

    DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE FOR FUN ONLY. YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. IF YOU MAKE DECISIONS BASED OFF OF THIS THEN YOU NEED TO OWN THEM AS PURELY YOURS.

    It's the 36 card Lenormand Deck with 9 Oracle Cards from some very good artists that dumbed-down their own skills to meet her level! Dear God. The shit that I do for everyone. Poker sized.

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    • 3 Card General Reading from the "Shitty Tarot"
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    Fight the Future

    So, you got the prognosis. It's not good. Things are uncertain. Here you have the tools to "Fight the Future" in the best ways possible. No, it's not fucktons of TP. It's not bleach. Hell, it's not even mysterious white powders!

    It's a deck of fortune-telling cards, a shitty bandanna/face mask improvised thing, and a pancreas with tits enamel pin.

    We're all gonna die.

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    • Demon Bitch Dusty Face Mask!
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    Cheap Little Bitch- CHEAPEST FUCK EVER

    What's better than owning a Pancreas with Tits? Oh wait, six of them. 3" square approximately, this was made because Casey Anthony (my tumor) was growing up! So you know what that means!

    I kicked her out of the house because she was legally an adult. Get the fuck outta here you parasitic cunt.

    LA PEEPS: I will do a signing for you. OUT OF STATE: Let's work something out!

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    3 Card Specific and the "Shitty" Deck!

    The reading will be a specific 3-card reading. You can ask the specific question through a survey on Kickstarter when funded. Ask wisely, or you'll get one helluva answer to the question.

    I'll do it through Kickstarter, this is to show how I use the deck - but you might be confounded later. Or something.

    DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE FOR FUN ONLY. YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. IF YOU MAKE DECISIONS BASED OFF OF THIS THEN YOU NEED TO OWN THEM AS PURELY YOURS.

    It's the 36 card Lenormand Deck with 9 Oracle Cards from some very good artists that dumbed-down their own skills to meet her level! Dear God. The shit that I do for everyone. Poker sized.

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    ORAKUL of DELFI v2.0

    If you want all the blang, blang, bling, bling, you got it the fuck here! You get all the 9 prints of the "Oracle of Delphi" of all the Oracle Cards in the "Shitty Tarot" deck and the 'Shitty Tarot' deck itself!

    That way you get the fucking awesome array to start your own YouTube reading channel!!! Go make that money!

    Includes:
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    • Demon Bitch: Shitty Tarot Deck
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    5X7" Original Artwork by Connie Huang

    Go get this piece of shit! No! I'm not insulting the artist, because Connie is a good one! It's that Demon Bitch makes everything shitty even if you could be Rembrandt! Seriously! She goes by her IG name @artistninjakai and @hydehermitstudio as she loves fucking hermit crabs or some shit.

    This is the ORIGINAL artwork for the ORAKUL part of the 'Shitty Tarot' deck. It is pen and ink and it's fucking awesome, save for the shit subject matter that is Demon Bitch.

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    "5X7" 'Burrito Dreemz' ORIGINAL by TAR

    So you wanted period all over this. It's total period. That's why sometimes it's called men-- okay I should stop there.

    Fuck, so my friend The Artist Rose (T.A.R) is remarkably remarkable. It's amazing. She made an ORAKUL piece of epic proportions that it even starts to SMELL like Egg Lady - which is old chicken broth, way past her sell-by date.

    It's close to 5.5X8.5" but hey, we gave you an inch and a half to spare!

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    The Concept of Denise's Future

    Denise made another bad decision again. 3 gallons of gas, 2 bottles of booze, 1 pack of matches = total holy shit.

    It's 4 book PDF electronic compilation of all the Demon Bitch books: Hellfire and Damnation, She Sucks, and Alcoholics and Anonymouses (BOTH USED AND VIRGIN), and Personal Monsters: A Compilations of Monstrosities of Personality. This does not make sense because in the apocalypse - you wouldn't have any sort electricity but she is dumb.

    At least you'll get a deck of fortune-telling cards, a shitty bandanna/face mask improvised thing, and a pancreas with tits enamel pin, because impulse shopping is great during this time.

    Includes:
    • Demon Bitch: Shitty Tarot Deck
    • Demon Bitch Dusty Face Mask!
    • Pancreatic Tits 3" Soft Enamel Tumor Pin
    • "Demon Bitch: Hellfire and Damnation" PDF
    • "Demon Bitch: She Sucks" PDF
    • "Demon Bitch: Alcoholics and Anonymouses" PDF
    • "Personal Monsters" PDF
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    Cheap Little Bitch- CHEAPIE FUCK

    So you want to get de PPE right? You wanna get it nao. You see it right? Well fuck you you can't have it!!!

    You'll have to make do with this Dusty Face Mask and you'll probably sell it on Ebay and say it's a magickal cloth rag that repels shit due to a nanometric resistant to viruses or some shit because you're either a dumb fuck or a fucking swindly one or both.

    You get 6 of the Dusty Face Mask which also doubles as a bandanna because you are an awful person. Fuck you.

    LA PEEPS: I will do a signing for you. OUT OF STATE: Let's work something out!

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    EVERYTHING IS THE FUTURE

    I hate everyone, yet I'm offering more shit! It makes me feel better about myself and other than the losers that piss me off so much.

    You get:
    10 ORAKUL 5X7" Signed PRINTS
    1 "Shitty Tarot" Demon Bitch Fortune Telling Deck
    1 Pancreas Tits Soft Enamel Pin
    1 Dusty Face Mask

    Go feel better about yourself. I know I do!

    Includes:
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    • Demon Bitch Dusty Face Mask!
    • Pancreatic Tits 3" Soft Enamel Tumor Pin
    • ORAKUL of DELFI - ALL 10 ORACLE CARDS.
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    Cheap Little Bitch - NOT SO CHEAP FUCK

    I don't know why people want to purchase multiple copies of this deck to sell at their store, but hey I'm not arguing it! You get 6 of the "Shitty Tarot" at a discount! If you're an LA local, I'll do a signing! If you're out of state, then you'll get some nice prints or some shit. I don't know we will work something out there.

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    8X10" "Pimp Hand!" ORIGINAL by Rawdog

    Hot damn! Jabbo the Blind Pimp found Demon Bitch doing something! I'm not sure what the fuck she was up to, but I'm sure it was up to no good! Anyway, fuck her, she sucks and she deserves it! He's gonna lay the pimp hand on her in a hot minute!

    8X10" ORIGINAL by Lawrence 'Rawdog' Hubbard of Real Deal fame!

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