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The Rivercrest Yacht Club's second glorious album needs your help!
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The Rivercrest Yacht Club needs your help in producing our second glorious album!

After winning four Best Rap Artist awards in a row from the Fort Worth Weekly, we retired to drawing rooms and laboratories to craft the most diabolical second album in the history of local rap groups. 

Although the album is already jammed with sweet science, it yet requires the even sweeter science of someone versed in the arcane knowledge of mixing and mastering, and those suckers aren't cheap!  We also need dough for loop licenses and disc replication, as well as DJMCDDS' exorbitant bubble bath habit.

We reckon we need around $3,000 to get this puppy in shape for public consumption. 

If you help us, we will reward you handsomely!

Wet your beak below with a rough cut of a blazing new track, The Beer Pong Song!

You can always find us on our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/RivercrestYachtClub

Risks and challenges

We already have the album written and the tracks recorded, we just need the money to professionally mix and master the tracks and manufacture the CDs. The amount of money we raise will determine the quality of the final album. There is always the risk that there will be manufacturing delays beyond even the Rivercrest Yacht Club’s far-reaching powers, but no matter what, as long as the project is funded there will be an album. And it will be glorious.

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    Our enduring and most plentiful thanks! Your name shall be emblazoned in the esteemed Rivercrest Yacht Club Hall of Fortitude! It shall remain there, and in our hearts, for all eternity.

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    The above, plus a high-quality MP3 of a new track, Hustle and Grind, a song scientifically proven to make your butt jiggle at a dangerous velocity!

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    The above, plus a carefully curated selection of three high-quality MP3s of new songs from our forthcoming album!

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    The above, plus high-quality MP3s of the entire godforsaken NEW album. Plus, a digital copy of Volume One of the RYC’s ANNOTATED LYRICS! 38 pages of arcane knowledge, obscure trivia, penetrating philosophical insight, and fart jokes. Now you too will know the RYC’s most fiendish secrets! Further, you will be inducted to the Li’l Clubbers Club and your name shall be listed with the greatest honor in the future Volume Two of the Annotated Lyrics!

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    The above, plus a CD of the RYC’s first glorious album personally signed by Generic MC, MCDJDDS, and Heffminster de la Roca, themselves! Also, you'll receive a physical copy of the new glorious album, and a very special hard copy of our ANNOTATED LYRICS Vol. 1!

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    The above, plus, Heffminster de la Roca will personally email to you a rare selection of high-quality MP3s of deeply forbidden RYC tracks, B-Sides, old stuff, weird stuff, and things too profane for the general public. Furthermore, you’ll get a luxurious Rivercrest Yacht Club T-Shirt and you shall instantly become more awesome than your friends (unless they give us more money than you).

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    All of the above, plus you shall be allowed membership to the esoteric order of Rivière-crête, established in 1776 by the notorious Malayo-Polynesian magician, Goldbrique. As such, you will receive a high-quality MP3 of a personalized ditty written and performed by the Rivercrest Yacht Club just for you!

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    Great Scott! You’ll be lavished with all of the above, plus, you will receive executive producer credit on our forthcoming album! Furthermore, if you live reasonably close to Fort Worth, you will get a special, personalized performance at your house by none other than the Rivercrest Yacht Club! If you live far away, or in a small house, or are fearful of the inevitable destruction of your nice house, then we’ll work something out at some club somewhere… but we’ll be looking into your eyes the whole time.

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    You are a giant among men. Not only will you receive the bounty of the above, plus you get to be in the Rivercrest Yacht Club! We’ll give you the secret directions to Heffminster De La Roca’s compound, home to the storied Heffminster Abbey, and (provided you pay your own travel expenses) you get to contribute to an official Rivercrest Yacht Club song! We know you can lay down hot fire on the mic… now it’s time to prove it.

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    Here it is, the big tamale. For the whole nut, you get the above, plus every member of the Rivercrest Yacht Club will get to tattoo their names on your butt. It is certain that your rectitude shall be celebrated forever in the Rivercrest Yacht Club’s Hall of Righteousness. (Note: while purely metaphorical, the Rivercrest Yacht Club’s Hall of Righteousness has a certain tasteful restraint in its decor that is lacking from the slightly garish Hall of Fortitude.)

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