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HJA needs your help to create a new weird, crazy, high quality video for their new single, 'Lena Dunham'.
109 backers pledged $5,173 to help bring this project to life.
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We are so excited to make YOU, our fans, some weird, fun, new content. 

'Lena Dunham' Music Video:

We hoped you enjoyed 'Shark Week,' the last video you helped us to fund! It turned out to be a huge success for us and we want to make another high-quality, weirdo, viral video for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDDHfmC-AgE

We need money to rent a studio sound stage, production equipment, a stylist, and a prop master because this new video is going to have CRAZY props and CRAZY people in it. 

Exclusive Merch You Can Pledge For:

TOTE BAG
TOTE BAG
 
T-SHIRT
T-SHIRT

Props You Can Pledge For From Previous HJA Videos:

POP (Tumblr Bitches):

ANIMAL MASKS!
ANIMAL MASKS!

Shark Week:

GALLON OF FAKE BLOOD!
GALLON OF FAKE BLOOD!
HJA BARBIE DOLLS!
HJA BARBIE DOLLS!

 Pu$$y Chicken:

PORCELAIN DOLL
PORCELAIN DOLL
WITCHCRAFT CANDLE
WITCHCRAFT CANDLE
GIANT TEDDY BEAR
GIANT TEDDY BEAR
TIGER STRIPED COMFORTER + PINK TELEPHONES
TIGER STRIPED COMFORTER + PINK TELEPHONES

Risks and challenges

Hand Job Academy takes our pledges seriously and we use whatever money we get very wisely. We know that $5,000 isn't the biggest budget in the world, but we have 100% confidence from our track record in the past that we can pull off this task and create something amazing for our fans who donate.

All of our videos in the past, including 'Shark Week' were made with a budget less than $3,000, most of these videos had a budget of $100-$200. But we have proven to work with the money we have and still make high-quality images and content that has received thousands of views and has allowed us to be featured in major publications such as New York Magazine and LA Weekly.

We are a home-grown rap collective and so dedicated to the rap game that we often pay money out of our own pockets to support our band's expenses. It is so expensive to live in NYC and money doesn't come easily. We are the most dedicated females in the game and we promise to use your donations intelligently.

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    Five bones gets you a personal shout-out on all of Hand Job Academy's social media (Facebook, Twitter and Instagram)!

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    HJA sticker and the latest hand-drawn and personalized HJA 'zine!!

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    Shout out and follow on HJA social media!

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    Hey, baller! You get the HJA 3 Cheekz T-shirt! (Woman with 3 Butt Cheeks designed exclusively for HJA by Zebadiah Keneally.)

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    Oh dip, it's the 3 Cheekz tote bag!

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    OMG can we be BFF?! Hand Job Academy Wonderful Sights of Brooklyn Tour (Join Clara Bizna$$, Ash Wednesday, and Uncle Meg in an outrageous sightseeing tour throughout NYC's hippest boor. All Ages. Must live in the NYC metro area.)

    +++PLUS+++ T-shirt or Tote, Sticker pack, Zine, Social Media s/o

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    Quality time with ya girls!!! Crunk's Not Dead!!! The Hand Job Academy Williamsburg Bar Crawl Tour (Join Clara Bizna$$, Ash Wednesday, and Uncle Meg on an outrageous nightlife odyssey throughout Brooklyn's hippest hood.) 21+ only. Must live in the NYC metro area.

    +++PLUS+++ T-shirt or Tote, Sticker pack, Zine, Social Media s/o

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    Bonafide patron of the arts lookin ass! Any prop of your choice from any HJA video!! List of props attached to About Section.

    +++PLUS+++ Quality hang time, T-shirt or Tote, Sticker pack, Zine, Social Media s/o

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    #VERYRARE- Signed HJA Halloween Portraits. Harry Potter lookin ass, Gwen Stefani lookin ass, & Empire Records chick lookin ass.

    +++PLUS+++ T-shirt or Tote, Sticker pack, Zine, Social Media s/o

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    Clara Bizna$$ will give you (or your special friend) a sick custom nail art manicure of your choice. Ash and/or Meg will hang out and freestyle or tell you jokes while you get your nails did. +++PLUS+++ T-shirt or Tote, Sticker pack, Zine, Social Media s/o

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    Invite to be featured in 'Lena Dunham' music video that you will be helping to fund! +++PLUS+++ T-shirt or Tote, Sticker pack, Zine, Social Media s/o

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    HJA will come to your home and cook the most amazing meal of your choosing! Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescaterian or plain ole carnivore! +++PLUS+++ Be in the video, T-shirt or Tote, Sticker pack, Zine, Social Media s/o

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    A private Hand Job Academy show wherever/whenever/whoever! +++PLUS+++ Be in the video, T-shirt or Tote, Sticker pack, Zine, Social Media s/o

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    ULTIMATE REWARD! EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE PLUS OUR UNDYING LOVE AND GRATITUDE! !!!! !!!! ! #BLESSED #RARE #ALLLOVE #IKEAMONKEY

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