You get my voice on your answering machine, like Carl Kassel from "Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me," only without having to deal with Peter Sagal or news questions. Also, I'm a little more nasal. And while I say 'answering machine message,' you can really use it as a ring tone, part of your audio collage, as a ransom demand of your own or anything else you can imagine. You get one ten-second audio clip, voiced by yours truly. The mind boggles. (See http://www.npr.org/programs/waitwait/features/messages.html for some examples.)
I woke up yesterday with the vision of reinvented illos from the main REIGN book affixed in my mind's eye, and today I've got one in my hand. You can see it in the latest update and, if you're one of the first twenty people to pledge $30, you get a signed, hand-made, absolutely unique gator print of your own.
