The first 20 Executive Packages sold out? Don't worry, I'll make more. Apparently I'm blessed with an abundance of discerning customers, huzzah! So, to recap, you get a signed hardback, the patch, and, of course, the origamisaurus. Act now. Please!
Ah, for our most discerning customers we offer... the Executive Package. For the mere cost of a sturdy pair of shoes, you can get the swell PDF, the Schröedinger's Cat Press patch (it looks surprisingly smart sewn on a calfskin leather briefcase), the origami dinosaur and, best of all, a HARDBACK copy of the book! Signed by the author! Mailed to your house in an envelope that might be sealed with the author's own saliva*!