I like painting and need your ideas. Pick something and I'll paint it. Marcellus Wallace staring into Butch's car, The Bear Jew, etc
Art has always been a hobby of mine.
But I think landscapes and silhouette birds flying over bodies of water are just kind of boring. So I started painting pop icons. Bald Britney Spears is framed and hanging in my guest bathroom...lucky pooping guests of mine.
It would be my pleasure and joy to paint something special for you. Tay Zonday? No problem. Geraldo Rivera punching his klansman guest? Yep, I'll do that. Your granny holding a shih-tzu? I guess. I won't have fun doing that but I will still do it.
Here are some ideas for those of you that have a hard time thinking with your brain about such nonsense:
- Rebecca Black
- Fat Christina Aguilera
- Tom Hanks from Philadelphia
- Snooki with a black eye
- Milli Vanilli staring seductively into your retinas (I recommend hanging this one in your bedroom)
Thanks for viewing my Kickstarter. I'll be elated if even one person wants my artwork. Be original, be creative. I will be. I really appreciate you supporting my hobby.
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8x10 copy of one of the following: Bald Britney, My sisters Boston Terrier, Phil Spector, David After Dentist, Neo (I know kung-fu)Estimated delivery:
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