## Spank the Yeti: The Party Game of Questionable Decisions

"One of the funniest games I've ever played. So much fun. I wanted to keep playing forever." -Beer & Board Games
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# For ages 18+ and 2-10 players.

Would you tongue bathe a coked-out unicorn, milk Jeff Goldblum, and finger bang a jar of expired mayonnaise? Or maybe you’d tongue bathe Jeff Goldblum, milk the mayo, and finger bang that unicorn?

Spank the Yeti is inspired by the popular parlor game, F*ck, Marry, Kill. Each round, one player pairs up three Action Cards with three Object Cards (people, creatures, and things), and the other players try to correctly predict his or her answers. You don’t really know your friends until you know who (or what) they’d tongue bathe.

# Look! Humans! And a Yeti!

Download the Print & Play Demo, and then post any ideas for new Action & Object Cards to the Comments Section of our Kickstarter page. Your suggestion may end up in the game! Pretty cool, huh?!

Put down your beer and grab a set of ABC cards. Place the 123 Cards and one set of ABC Cards in the middle of the table. Place a pile of white Action Cards on the left and blue Object Cards on the right.

Draw 3 Action Cards and place them face up on the 123 Cards. Draw 3 Object Cards and place them face up on the ABC Cards. The hairiest player goes first. That person is “the Yeti” for this round.

Everyone predicts how they think the Yeti will pair up each Action with each Object. All players (including the Yeti) use their ABC cards to answer three multiple choice questions.

1. Which would the Yeti accept as his/her lord and savior?

2. Which would the Yeti human centipede with?

3. Which would the Yeti feed to a bear?

Then, each player takes a turn flipping over their cards and explaining their predictions. Last but not least, the Yeti reveals his/her choices.

Players score 1 point for each answer they've predicted correctly. The Yeti receives the same number of points as whomever scored the highest. Use the Action and Object cards to keep score! Play rotates left. The first player to 15 points wins!

We love interacting with backers on social media! Here's where to find us:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spanktheyeti/

Hi! We're Bryan and Sara, (aka: Galactic Sneeze), and we created Spank the Yeti. We're a husband-and-wife duo who invents toys and games out of our Brooklyn apartment, along with the help of our 4-year-old "intern". We're also the creators of Schmovie: The Hilarious Game of Made-Up Movies. Thank you in advance for your help in Kickstarting our game!

We have awesome friends and family who have been incredibly generous with their time, feedback, and talent. Thank you to: Rick Abbott, Jon Abrams, Abby Adams, Beer and Board Games, Tom BennettCassandra Berger, Andy Breckman, Jason Calicchia, Jason Collier, Michele Darling, Morton Farber, Rosalie Farber, David Neal Levin, Mama Says Comics Rock, Amanda Moreau, Joe NelmsRocco Privetera, Joe Robinson, Andrew Skerten, Chris Stocksmith, Heidi Sullivan, The Halo Group, Betsea Wilson, Bob Wilson, Sadie Wilson... and anyone else who's play-tested Spank the Yeti along the way.

A super special shout out to our favorite local game cafes: The Brooklyn StrategistThe Uncommons, and Twenty Sided Store.

### Risks and challenges

This will be the 2nd game we have brought to market, which is a huge advantage. We know what it takes to design, manufacture, and deliver a game to customers, and we are familiar with potential obstacles along the way. The biggest risk would be if there are occurrences that are beyond our control. In the case of a problem arising with manufacturing or shipping, we would do our best to resolve the issue as quickly and efficiently as possible, and communicate clearly with our backers. Thank you for supporting our project!

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1 copy of Spank the Yeti, hot off the press! Game nights will never be the same. Nor will your relationship with your mother, after you've explained what "blumpkin" means.

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DOUBLE PENETRATION

1 copy of Spank the Yeti + 1 copy of Schmovie!

Schmovie, The Hilarious Game of Made-Up Movies, is our hit party game for the whole family. This tier is great for backers outside the U.S. where Schmovie isn't yet available. Two at once has never felt better!

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2 copies of Spank the Yeti!

One Spank the Yeti for you. One Spank the Yeti for “a friend”. Because sometimes, giving is even more fun than receiving.

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Be one of the first stores to carry Spank the Yeti! Get 6 copies of your customers' new favorite adult party game, delivered right to your door. Available to retailers with a legit storefront and U.S. shipping address.

*Includes 1 free demo copy of the game!

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THE SAVVY COLLECTOR

What are we gonna do with the very first production copy of Spank the Yeti? We'll open it up, breathe in that sweet new game smell, and autograph our favorite cards. Then we'll pick one at random and send it to you. Own a piece of history!

You'll also receive 1 copy of Spank the Yeti.

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THE YETBEA

Hey Golden Girls fans… you haven’t seen anything this fun since you were back in St. Olaf! Amazing #BeaADay illustrator, Mike Denison, will create an original Bea Arthur as “YetBea” drawing just for you. Grab three octogenarians and a cheesecake… and you’ll be ready for the ultimate game night. Ink on archival paper. 9” x 12”.

Check out Mike's work here: http://www.themikedenison.com/

You'll also receive 1 copy of Spank the Yeti & 1 card autographed by the inventors.

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CELEBRITY STATUS

We'll put YOU in the game! We'll create one Object Card based on who you are. It could be your embarrassing middle name, your odd job, or that 3rd nipple. Let's say you like to hang out at the car wash. We can make a card that says, "Gary, that guy who hangs out at the car wash."

Please Note: We'll need to collaborate on this right at end of the Kickstarter campaign. Final wording is up to the discretion of the game creators.

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A CLASSICAL NUDE FIGURE DRAWING. OF A YETI.

Acclaimed artist, Tom Bennett, will draw a nude picture of a Yeti just for you. Hang it over the fireplace, pour yourself a bourbon, and pat yourself on the back. This is one badass reward. Pencil on archival paper. 16" x 20".

Check out Tom's work here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/28383974@N05/

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