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Funky SheepBy Funky Sheep
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SG # 5 - It’s a kinda magic

Posted by Funky Sheep (Creator)
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Welcome again contestants,

You’re looking hot and sweaty. Have you been working out for Mortal Kombat? If not, you are going to have to get ahead in the game, because this Badass doesn’t like others, like himself. If there was a bicycle Race, in a subway...He’d win because he is the “Master Race”. He is Christopher.

The “Perfect Warrior” is now a member of your clan. Congrats.

Now, the show must go on. We still have some more historical files to be dug up and inserted into the Badass arena data banks. And some new weapons to unlock, like this one we stole from our Spanish teacher, Jason.

And not only that, but we will be chucking in another towering upgrade. We are pumping you up like these dice. Badasses need bigger and beefier dice, to give them as many rounds for the weapon as possible. Rolling these bad boys will make you feel like a “Master of the Universe.”

Let get ready to rumble with these loaded die on your table. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get out of the kilt. Winter is coming. Be Beefy, Butch and Badass!!

  - The Commentator

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Bonjour chers concurrents,

Vous avez l’air essoufflés et en sueur. Sortez vous d’un entraînement pour Mortal Kombat? Si ce n’est pas le cas, un petit conseil, prenez de l’avance et soyez malin car, dans le jeu, ce Badass n’apprécie guère ses semblables. S’il devait faire une course de roller dans les couloirs du métro, il la gagnerait à coup sûr car il est issu d’une haute lignée. Voici Christophe:

Félicitations, le « parfait guerrier » est désormais membre de votre clan.

Pour autant, « The show must go on »: il nous reste encore des fichiers historiques à découvrir et à insérer dans les banques de données de Badass Force. Et de nouvelles armes à débloquer, comme celle que nous avons dérobée à Jason, le professeur d’espagnol.

Et ce n’est pas tout, nous vous proposons une nouvelle amélioration du matériel : l’augmentation de la taille des dés. Les Badass ont besoin de dés plus costauds et plus gros afin de charger leurs armes avec style. Lancer ces “bad boys” vous donnera le sentiment d’être le maître de l’univers (ou Musclor au choix).

Soyez prêts au combat, munis de ces dés survitaminés sur vos tables. Maintenant, si vous voulez bien m’excuser, il faut que je retire mon kilt pour enfiler une tenue plus appropriée. L’hiver approche. Soyez virils, costauds et Badass!!

  - Le commentateur

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    1. Barry Doublet Collaborator on

      @Weredino - Queen did the soundtrack for Highlander

    2. Thomas Bantchik on

      for me, he is stille Christophe ^^

    3. WEREDINO on

      Lot's of Queen references there. Interesting.

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      Marco Dema on

      Please, John Snow is the less badass ever! And he “know nothing...”

    5. Francois on

      Winter is comming ? John Snow is comming ?

    6. Hugo Gaillard on

      Here he is ! Born to be King, the Prince of the Universe !

    7. Barry Doublet Collaborator on

      @BigRedGamer The dice are 16mm, but this will take them up to 18mm.
      That's on all 6 sides, not just one. =)

    8. BigRedGamer
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      how much bigger are the dice?