FReaKer USA is a North Carolina based company that is on the forefront of keeping your bottles cool and your hands more comfortable! We are pursuing our american dream of preventing all moist handshakes with our patent pending product the “Freaker”.
If you're international (or just feeling frisky!), please chip in a few extra dollars for shipping!
For the first package, chip in an extra $3
$25 & $55 package, add an extra $8.
$70=an extra $13.
$125 = $20
$200 & $300 = $30
$500 package = $40 added.
Freakers! We're including a Special Edition Kickstarter Freaker.
Organic cotton James Brown Mugshot on your chest. (Models not included.)
Personalized swing top glass water bottle(Never buy another plastic Nestle bottle!)
Choice of one of four posters. Each poster will be printed on French (a Michigan based paper mill) True White Speckletone and be printed with archivial fine art ink. The poster will be hand signed and numbered by the artist or model.
Grilled Cheese Parties! For you and your town! (Yum!)
We're coming to you in our boxtruck house throughout the land of the Freak, home of the brave starting late this summer! Complete with a surrounding deck, french doors, and a lawn chair extravaganza, this is the boxtruck of your dreams. You are cordially invited to get in on this fun!
Q: Can the Freaker really fit on everything?
A: One size fits all, baby! Our family friends use them for toddler bottles! Our healthy friends use them for sports bottles! Our generous friends use them for gifts of wine! And our debaucherous friends have them on 40 oz of bum wine!
Q: Why do you need this much money?
A: Yarns are expensive and we need multiple colors to make our designs reach their maximum level of wonderful. There is also a minimum cap on how many Freakers we have to make during each run of production (which is also a pricy process)!
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Sure do! This is the estimate for extra shipping: For the $25 & $55 package, they added an extra $8. For the $70, they added an extra $13. For the $125,it will be around an extra $20 And for the $200 ...an extra $30 For the double everything $500 package - it will be $40 added.
This is how much it will cost us, but whatever happens is fine!! Thanks so much for your freakin' interest!!
Q: When will I get my Freakergoodies?
A: As soon as they freakin can. This summer, you will be prepared and ready to keep your liquids cold in style. Promise.
Q: Will you really throw us a grilled cheese party in a converted box-truck house?
A: Oh, you betcha. If this is your question, you probably haven't met us yet. Let's change this!
- (60 days)