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A super-EP + sheet music of 10 children's songs for adults and smarter kids: it's satire but ecologically, it's CORRECT!
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"A CHILDES GARDEN..."...umm...WHY??
"A CHILDES GARDEN..."...umm...WHY??

The songs started as entertainment for adults and smart kids, a satirical counterpoint to the fluffy guff that's so often passed off as kids' songs. They are fun to sing, easy to play too, sufficiently gross to satisfy the bloodthirsty urges of children, entertaining and, seriously, quite correct despite the occasionally over-the-top approach.  Honesty in children's songs, a new thing in the world!

ECOLOGICAL REALITY BYTES!
ECOLOGICAL REALITY BYTES!

It's not all sweetness and light and tree-hugs out there in the Wonderful Ecological World, oh no! So here's the start of a re-education in ecological reality for you!

Explore the murderous wooden hearts of trees! Learn the real reason for the decline of Fairy Penguins! Find your place on the Food Chain! There's an architecturally-acclaimed how-to blend your house with nature!

But wait!! There's more!

Why the parenting failures of wild ducks don't matter so much! Or a low-down view of the wonder of birds! Even sage advice to the Young on venturing away from screens!

SO...IS IT SAFE FOR CHILDREN?
SO...IS IT SAFE FOR CHILDREN?

There should be parental guidance in anything like this because it's satire and may need explaining, and it's not for young children. Smart kids and adults, yes. That said, there's no profanity or overt/covert sexual innuendo anywhere, but I know from gigs that some adults find the content challenging, because it's not the view of Nature they'd like to have.

WHAT THE KICKSTARTER BRINGS TO YOU
WHAT THE KICKSTARTER BRINGS TO YOU

This Make/100 kickstarter aims to get out amongst you, the select and discerning audience, a super EP (properly manufactured and packed) of ten ecologically correct and very subversive songs, dressed up as lo-fi Folk. 

JAN 8TH UPDATE! HERE'S THE COMPLETE SONG LIST:

 And the approximate durations (draft). And a one-liner description.

1. It's hard to be a millipede (1:32). A low-down view of the bird world. (Predator-Prey relationships)

2. At one with Mother Nature (Food Chain) (2:16) A straight-out meal. (Trophic levels)

3. Munchie Crunchie go the seals! (1:47) They know where your penguins live...(population dynamics)

4. Mama Black Duck and her five fluffy ducklings (1:32) Mothering instincts. (Population ecology)

5. The little A-frame cottage in the deep dark woods (2:47) Blend with Nature. (Natural Resource Management)

6. I'm a tree! (2:00) Tree-hugs have consequences. (Autrotroph adaptation)

7. Parasites are every body's friend (1:20) Nematodes using their heads. (Commensalism)

8. Sparky the ring-tailed possum (1:50) Light and fluffy and...light. (Malentities)

9. The Germ Song (1:32) Why cats matter. (Immunology/human ecology)

10. Don't eat the mushrooms (3:24) Sage advice to the young (human ecology)

Here's a rough demo of "It's hard to be a Millipede"

JAN 13 UPDATE: "THE LITTLE A-FRAME COTTAGE"

And if you click on the "updates" tab you'll find a PRINTABLE LEAD SHEET EXAMPLE FOR THIS SONG!

JAN 17 UPDATE: "MAMA BLACK DUCK"

Here's the not-yet-mastered Mama Black Duck, #5 of the intended EP., See the update page for the lyrics!

JAN 26 UPDATE: "I'M A TREE!"

...and here's the in-progress not-quite-cleaned-up tale of Trees and their Wooden Hearts!

 Enough with the updates! Back to the overall story!

There'll be a digital download produced too!

AND--a downloadable Fake Book of the lead sheets, melody, chords, lyrics and extended liner notes!

They're simple songs, easily played and sung. The backing on the recordings is either jaunty and lo-fi ukulele--what can possibly go wrong with a ukulele backing?--or more upmarket piano.  All the songs are playable/singable with uke or guitar backing.  Most have catchy choruses good for group singing.

Satire it truly is, but...it's all TRUE, folks! And truth is always subversive.

ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO PLEDGE MORE THAN THE STANDARD WILL FIND THEMSELVES GETTING THE ODD SPECIAL EXTRAS IN ARTWORK OR MUSIC OR MORE.

HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THIS STUFF?
HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THIS STUFF?

All the songs were written and initially presented for February Album Writing Month songwriting challenges.  Here's a fraction of what people said!

fun! life's truths are hard to take sometimes (especially for kids (and the kid inside of us), but you make it light and fluffy! (Phlex)

. Your songs will help kids connect with the realities of life in a way they used to be connected to. My hat is off, sir.  (wickedmessenger1)

:-) Beaming with pure joy, listening to this. Again, great series! (Postcard Helicopters)

Twisted but ecologically correct as you have pointed out. :P A brilliant catchy chorus and tune overall! Nice and energetic. (Taylor Tay)

Love it! So bouncy and cute - and yet informative! You mean seals and penguins don't hang out and play together? Who knew? :)  (Michelle McKibbon)

Fun, educational, sing-along sound; what more could we ask for? Nice job! (Tom Hitt)

So sing-songy perfect! I love it. I love your gritty voice in this. It makes it even better cause you really go all out it. You're selling this one..! (Valerie Cox)

Holy flying kumquats, that closing chorus had me laughing out loud with tears in my eyes!!! This song is all kinds of wonderful... (crispy)

Love it! The structure is so kid friendly, and how can you go wrong with a song that ends with splinters and pus? Reminds me of my childhood. (Robyn's Dad)

Your song tickles as it terrifies. It's a lesson that must be learned. Your liner notes really struck me, in that someone must decide when not to be heroically foolish and let others suffer their own choices. I'm glad that somber gravity can be set aside for the sake of this wickedly good cautionary tale. (Barbara)

ASK SOME MORE AND I CAN REPLY IN THE FAQ!

Risks and challenges

The songs are all written and currently recorded. All recordings will need re-mastering and one or two should be re-recorded to improve the clarity. This is no big deal because I use my own studio in Dunn's Mill (1844) but it does require a few days.

These songs are and will stay intentionally simple and lo-fi, in keeping with the concept. Lo-fi does not mean crap recording, but the ordinary singer (me) is not a drawback here. If worried, go listen to Flying Tadpole on Spotify, okay?

Actual production of physical CDs and their delivery will be contracted out to the service I have used and found totally reliable and trouble-free for the 6 CDs I've issued through them over the past five or six years. The digital delivery components I normally do myself, either through dropbox, bandcamp.com or direct delivery through email where necessary.

Proper lead sheets exist for half the songs: it will take some time to complete the remaining lead sheets (which is basically why the March 2018 delivery date. The audio alone could otherwise have been sorted by late February 2018)

There is always the possibility of Life getting in the way, or an irately vengeful tree falling on me, but other than that there are no real risks here, and the product is almost all in existence already. Which is, of course, why the low target!

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