See I have a friend who is known for his really bad dice rolls. Like really, really bad rolls. So one day I thought to myself 'hey you sexy beast you. Wouldn't it be funny to give your friend a full set of gaming dice that can only roll a 1? Like there is literally nothing else on them except for a 1?' And so off I went to search the net for such a gift.
However I couldn't find anything. No one was selling gaming dice covered in 1's
Oh the horror!
Then I got a brilliant idea.
If there aren't any out there then I would get some made myself, even sell them to others and make the world a better place by telling people they suck, Wouldn't Ma be proud.
Yup D4'2, D6's, D8's, D10's, D100's, D12' and D20's, where all you can roll is a 1, to show everyone just how everything you do is an epic fail
But to get them made I need, well I need money, start up capitol, the green stuff everyone likes (as opposed to brussle sprouts), moolah.
You get the idea.
So come one, come all today to donate to this wonderful and precious kickstarter to remind gamers everywhere that yes, They Suck!
You can let yourself out now, just leave your money over there please.
Dice as they are now
So Just so you guys don't have to wonder this is for how the Dice sets are right now. This will be updated each time the sets change.
Currently there is a D4, D6, D8, D10, D12 and D20 covered in 1's With a D10 (D100) covered in 00 for each set
The Colours at the moment are Black with Glow in the Dark numbers or black with white numbers
More options will be opened up with further stretch goals.
Oh right a Stretch Goal.
Well if the amount reaches $800 then instead of being normal dice, I will get the dice to be glow in the Dark Dice. These will also be gifted to the people who make the You Do Suck and You Double Suck! Backer level also the Why Are You Doing This level as well. Wouldn't that be awesome a set of Dice, covered in ones that glow in the dark! I know i'd like those and so too will you. Right?
Other Stretch Goals
$2,000 - Extra Colour - Black and White - REACHED
Hey guys so I made the (Admittedly stupid) decision that if this reached $800 then the dice would all be Black with Glow in the dark numbers. To be honest I didn't expect it to reach that point.
But I am a man of my word and the dice are now black with glow in the dark numbers
However if this Stretch goal is reached then you the backers will have a choice between either the glow in the dark dice or the normal dice. I will have both sets made and produced.
Yay, A stretch goal for a cheaper product!
$5,000 - You Suck Coins...Er D2s
If THIS stretch goal is reached then not only will we have sets of You Set Dice being made, not only will I be going 'Why is this so popular?' But each set of You Suck Dice will now come with a You Suck Coin.
This will be a metallic coin (not sure what type just yet) and on each side it will have a '1' one of the sides will also have the word 'You' superimposed over the '1' while the other will have the word 'suck' superimposed over the '1'
Yay. This stretch Goal isn't for a cheaper product.
$6,000 - Another Colour (Haven't decided what yet)
Im sure you get the idea for this one.
$8,000 - One More Colour (Again Haven't Decided)
-Extra Dice - $2
You know what some times there just aren't enough dice, maybe you play WoD and need plenty of D10s, maybe you prefer Shadowrun and need a mountain of D6 or maybe you just need hundreds of D4 so you can throw them around like caltrops to hinder your attackers. Whatever the case you may need extra dice so I offer this add-on.
For an extra $2 over your backer level you can pick one dice to add to your set, be it D4, D6, D8, D10, D100, D12 or even a D20. Every extra $2 adds an extra dice.
Isn't that great :D
-Extra Set - $10
Maybe two sets of dice isn't enough, maybe you need more but are too cheap to spring for the 'Why are you doing this?' backer level so for you I offer this add -on
For every extra $10 over the 'You Double Suck' Backer Level you will be given an extra set of gaming dice.
Note: This does not stack with the Extra Dice Add-On so an extra $10 wont give you both an extra set of dice +5 extra dice of your choice. It will be one or the other.
-Extra Dice Bag - $5
Maybe just maybe you don't have enough dice bags, maybe you need more, maybe you need all of them to remind you the cold hard truth that you suck.
Well thanks to someone reminding me (I honestly forgot his name) you can now have even more 'You Suck' dice bags. Now for only one easy payment of $5 and your sole (Yes I spelt that right, I want your shoe sole) you can have another bag.
Isn't that nice?
Risks and challenges
As i'm not the one making these dice there is very little risk or challenges at all.
In fact the only worry is that the company making them for me may go bankrupt, implode or what have you.
I guess they could get lost in the Shipping and Handling Process, can never trust the mail system.
Great Cthhulu also might not like dice that let people roll low in his games, so hey may interfere.
Tiamat may show up to show her pleasure at such a thing, starting a whirlwind romance that would leave me with little to no time for this undertaking.
The Zombie Apocalypse could also start, which might make it a little hard to make the dice.
Also I guess Aliens could invade.....
Ok wow, many things COULD go wrong.
You may actually be better off not Backing this now that I think about it, after all i'm sure that was Tiamat who called and left that strange message the other day
- (30 days)