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$1,754
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All or nothing. This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by .

About this project

So let me start by telling you how this idea came about.  

See I have a friend who is known for his really bad dice rolls. Like really, really bad rolls. So one day I thought to myself 'hey you sexy beast you. Wouldn't it be funny to give your friend a full set of gaming dice that can only roll a 1? Like there is literally nothing else on them except for a 1?' And so off I went to search the net for such a gift.  

However I couldn't find anything. No one was selling gaming dice covered in 1's 

 Oh the horror! 

 Then I got a brilliant idea. 

 If there aren't any out there then I would get some made myself, even sell them to others and make the world a better place by telling people they suck, Wouldn't Ma be proud. 

Yup D4'2, D6's, D8's, D10's, D100's, D12' and D20's, where all you can roll is a 1, to show everyone just how everything you do is an epic fail

But to get them made I need, well I need money, start up capitol, the green stuff everyone likes (as opposed to brussle sprouts), moolah.
You get the idea. 

So come one, come all today to donate to this wonderful and precious kickstarter to remind gamers everywhere that yes, They Suck! 

That's all. 

 You can let yourself out now, just leave your money over there please. 

Dice as they are now

So Just so you guys don't have to wonder this is for how the Dice sets are right now. This will be updated each time the sets change.

Currently there is a D4, D6, D8, D10, D12 and D20 covered in 1's With a D10 (D100) covered in 00 for each set

The Colous at the moment are Black with Glow in the Dark numbers.

More options will be opened up with further stretch goals. I expect the next option to be opened up within a week.

 Oh right a Stretch Goal.

 Well if the amount reaches $800 then instead of being normal dice, I will get the dice to be glow in the Dark Dice. These will also be gifted to the people who make the You Do Suck and You Double Suck! Backer level also the Why Are You Doing This level as well. Wouldn't that be awesome a set of Dice, covered in ones that glow in the dark! I know i'd like those and so too will you. Right?

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Other Stretch Goals

$2,000 - Extra Colour - Black and White

Hey guys so I made the (Admittedly stupid) decision that if this reached $800 then the dice would all be Black with Glow in the dark numbers. To be honest I didn't expect it to reach that point.

But I am a man of my word and the dice are now black with glow in the dark numbers

However if this Stretch goal is reached then you the  backers will have a choice between either the glow in the dark dice or the normal dice. I will have both sets made and produced.

Yay, A stretch goal for a cheaper product!

$5,000 - You Suck Coins...Er D2s

If THIS stretch goal is reached then not only will we have sets of You Set Dice being made, not only will I be going 'Why is this so popular?' But each set of You Suck Dice will now come with a You Suck Coin.

This will be a metallic coin (not sure what type just yet) and on each side it will have a '1'  one of the sides will also have the word 'You' superimposed over the '1' while the other will have the word 'suck' superimposed over the '1'

Yay. This stretch Goal isn't for a cheaper product.

$6,000 - Another Colour (Haven't decided what yet)

Im sure you get the idea for this one.

$8,000 - One More Colour (Again Haven't Decided)

                 Add-on's

-Extra Dice

You know what some times there just aren't enough dice, maybe you play WoD and need plenty of D10s, maybe you prefer Shadowrun and need a mountain of D6 or maybe you just need hundreds of D4 so you can throw them around like caltrops to hinder your attackers. Whatever the case you may need extra dice so I offer this add-on.

For an extra $2 over your backer level you can pick one dice to add to your set, be it D4, D6, D8, D10, D100, D12 or even a D20. Every extra $2 adds an extra dice. 

Isn't that great :D

-Extra Set

Maybe two sets of dice isn't enough, maybe you need more but are too cheap to spring for the 'Why are you doing this?' backer level so for you I offer this add -on

For every extra $10 over the 'You Double Suck' Backer Level you will be given an extra set of gaming dice.

Note: This does not stack with the Extra Dice Add-On so an extra $10 wont give you both an extra set of dice +5 extra dice of your choice. It will be one or the other.

Risks and challenges

As i'm not the one making these dice there is very little risk or challenges at all.
In fact the only worry is that the company making them for me may go bankrupt, implode or what have you.
I guess they could get lost in the Shipping and Handling Process, can never trust the mail system.
Great Cthhulu also might not like dice that let people roll low in his games, so hey may interfere.
Tiamat may show up to show her pleasure at such a thing, starting a whirlwind romance that would leave me with little to no time for this undertaking.
The Zombie Apocalypse could also start, which might make it a little hard to make the dice.
Also I guess Aliens could invade.....

Ok wow, many things COULD go wrong.
You may actually be better off not Backing this now that I think about it, after all i'm sure that was Tiamat who called and left that strange message the other day

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    You Don't Suck

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    You DO Suck!

    Well you don't, in fact thank you.
    But your dice will tell you you suck. Because you will be given your own set of You Suck Dice. Which can do nothing but tell you that everything you do is an epic fail. Neat huh?

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    If you Pledge at this level you will get a set of You Suck Dice as well as a dice bag that states 'You Suck'
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    You Double Suck!

    Not only will you be given a set of You Suck Dice, but to help reinforce the feeling and knowledge that you do in fact suck, you will be given a second set of You Suck Dice.

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    You Double Suck! Plus Extra!

    I can't think of anything smart, witty or genius for this unlike all of my other Reawards so I will just say it simply
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    Why Are You Doing This?

    Seriously I have no idea why you are donating this much, maybe i'm just that awesome? But you know what you don't suck you rock! However not only will your rolls suck from now on so will your character suck as I will use a special set of unnamed dice (cough You Suck Dice cough) to roll up your stats. Yay :D
    Also you will get Five Sets of You Suck Dice and Five You Suck Dice Bags

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