Seriously? Do you realise it took 50 years for computers and satellites to evolve enough for online bank transactions to become possible and you will use this technology to send us A dollar? Ok, fine. You get a wallpaper for your desktop or mobile device which insults you and honours the technology you just abused. Bravo!
Because you can always use an additional T-shirt... and our illustrations are quite cool. Wear them with pride. Also you get the postcard and the wallpaper, which are included in all subsequent award levels by default.
The s**t! You get the game, including 160 insults to throw at your friends, 32 gorgeously illustrated character cards, and all the special cards for messing up the gameplay. All this comes in a cardboard box you can use to cover your face.
EXTENSION AND CORE PACK
Because those 4 inches mingling in between your legs were never enough. Get our extension pack along with the core set. Four more categories, including s**t, small d**k, dumb and nerd with 80 new insults.
ALL INCLUSIVE WITH SUGAR ON TOP
The game, the extension, a T-shirt, a fame card and a poster. Now you have all our merchandise. Wait... You are not some weirdo stalker, buying our stuff, sniffing it in the dark and fantasising about us, are you?
SHARE THE PAIN
All sets + all characters in the game will be based on people you send us photos of. A great way for you and your friends to have a completely personalised set of cards, all of you illustrated inside it. We will also send you hi–res versions, so you can print your faces on pillows, frame them or scare children.
INSULTING GOES GLOBAL
That’s a fun way for you and some of your buddies to team up and crowdsource the annihilation of one of your friends. Just send us his or her photo and something you want to tell your friend, and we will put it on the cover of the game, along with him/her illustrated, so you can insult your friend in front of the whole wide world. If that doesn’t end your friendship – pack and run, you are dealing with a freak.