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$2,022
pledged of $10,000pledged of $10,000 goal
59
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Thu, November 5 2015 6:43 PM UTC +00:00

About

DISCLAIMER: The following text might be somewhat insulting. It means no harm, and is written in such a manner for purely ironic reasons. However, you might be a sensitive person and our failed attempt at sense of humour might not suit you. In this case please stop reading now. In all other cases, let's rock'n'roll:

We've read our presentation should include a lot of pics, so here's the first one.
We've read our presentation should include a lot of pics, so here's the first one.

THE GAME

Let’s be brutally honest, shall we? We are flawed. We are all mean horrible creatures. Some of us are so fat, that when we walk in front of the TV, an entire episode of Game of Thrones is lost forever. Others are so terrifyingly ugly, they could send Freddy Krueger screaming in despair. Some are even so bald, their forehead is brighter than their future. However, evolution has made us humans adaptable to any setback in our miserable existence, so we can survive, making our misery last even longer. Evolution has also given us THE TONGUE, so we can feel better about ourselves by making others feel like crap. Insulting others is always a refreshing way to boost our own morale. We give you the next step in the evolution of insults: Trash Talk Death Match.

The game is not simply self–centred pointless fun. Being mean is proven to have therapeutic effects. We consulted several psychotherapists who revealed that being able to sustain insults in public builds up character and helps people release tension (sometimes by throwing a punch at the insulter). Furthermore, insulting others helps you become more active, open and extroverted. It also feels so damn good.

CONTENTS

Our insulting package contains some rough insults, some internet evergreens, some other cards and a lot of pain.

1. Character Cards. The game contains a total of 32 character cards, based on 8 profiled categories in terms of looks and character. You deal those before the beginning of the game, based on whether the actual people you play with fit the description.

2. Insults Cards. The core of the game: 160 insults cards. We came up with a lot, collected some of internet’s evergreens and mixed both to build the perfect set of insults for ego annihilation.

3. Special Cards. Besides choosing which insults to throw at your friends and which to keep as comebacks, TRASH TALK DEATH MATCH includes 40 cards to modify your strategy. As vivid as the insults, the strategy cards aim to cause major distress in the rest of the players.

 4. A lot of pain. (We don't have a picture, but it is there, trust us.) 

REWARDS 

The game is almost ready, but we need to fundraise in order to produce it and distribute it. We also want to make sure all the rewards you can get are rewarding enough and the more you reward us with your money, the more rewarded you will be with our content and the more your friends will suffer. So here’s the barter. Below is what we are more than happy to send your way in case you are more than happy to send some money our way. We ship for free in the US. Backers from other countries have to cover the shipping themselves. 

Beautify your devices with our awesome art. Oh yeah!
Beautify your devices with our awesome art. Oh yeah!
An insulting postcard. Let's face it. No one else would insult you for supporting them. Take this truly unique opportunity!
An insulting postcard. Let's face it. No one else would insult you for supporting them. Take this truly unique opportunity!
T-shirts. Nothing funny here.
T-shirts. Nothing funny here.
An unique invention for covering ugly spots on walls. If only we had the same for faces...
An unique invention for covering ugly spots on walls. If only we had the same for faces...
The characters in the Core Pack
The characters in the Core Pack
Four more characters packed in the Extension
Four more characters packed in the Extension

LET'S FINISH THIS OFF TOGETHER 

That's what she said. We are at the final stage of our game and we would like you to help us. Go to our Facebook page, where you can share the best insult you can come up with. Twice a week we will select the best insult of the day. It will be included in our final pack, and if it's yours, you will naturally get the credit for it, and a free Core Pack. 

WHO THE F*** ARE WE?

We are just three people with no friends and no social life. Everyone hates us and we hate each other. We already sold our souls to the devil by working in advertising for most of our lives so we figured now is a good time to seal the stay in hell with an ultra insulting game that will bring further hate and pain to humanity.

Here are representations of our faces, because the actual stuff is too damn scary. We are actually nice people, here we just try to look tough.

Тhe samurai looking dude on the right is Joro. Our illustrator and art director. He is pompous and weird. Thankfully, he can draw pretty well and knows a lot about how to give birth to a good product. Unlike your mom.

The neo-nazi looking dude on the left is Hristo. Our concept developer and writer. He is basically a lonely drunk with zero social skills. Since he has no friends, he has all the time in the world to perfect his writing and craft mean insults. Nevertheless, he still stole most from the internet.

The terrible looking dude in the middle is Vasko. He is s**t and unlike the other two, has no positive attributes. But he came up with the whole Let's-make-a-card-game-on-Kickstarter thing, so they can't really throw him out.

Well that's about it for now. Make sure to check back for updates, more videos and stretch goals. And congratulations! If you made it to here through all our awful sense of humour, you must be a nice person who got our jokes, and that thing below did not happen to you. Someday we might even be friends. And Trash Talk ourselves to death like true friends do.. 

Risks and challenges

There is always a chance of a major apocalypse hitting Earth, and everyone moving to Mars, now that there's floating water there. So – we do not ship to Mars. Besides that, we feel confident our project is risk free.

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    REALLY?
    Seriously? Do you realise it took 50 years for computers and satellites to evolve enough for online bank transactions to become possible and you will use this technology to send us A dollar? Ok, fine. You get a wallpaper for your desktop or mobile device which insults you and honours the technology you just abused. Bravo!

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    CHEAP ASS
    We will send you a postcard with an insult to remind you how cheap you are for the rest of your miserable life. Hi-five!

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    T(TDM)–SHIRT.
    Because you can always use an additional T-shirt... and our illustrations are quite cool. Wear them with pride. Also you get the postcard and the wallpaper, which are included in all subsequent award levels by default.

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    EARLY TURD
    The s**t! You get the game, including 160 insults to throw at your friends, 32 gorgeously illustrated character cards, and all the special cards for messing up the gameplay. All this comes in a cardboard box you can use to cover your face.

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    EXTENSION AND CORE PACK
    Because those 4 inches mingling in between your legs were never enough. Get our extension pack along with the core set. Four more categories, including s**t, small d**k, dumb and nerd with 80 new insults.

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    DOUBLE DAMAGE
    Get two core packs for yourself and for someone who you despicably despise.

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    QUAD DAMAGE
    Two core and two extension packs. The additional packs will make a great birthday present if you want to never attend this person’s birthday again.

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    ALL INCLUSIVE WITH SUGAR ON TOP
    The game, the extension, a T-shirt, a fame card and a poster. Now you have all our merchandise. Wait... You are not some weirdo stalker, buying our stuff, sniffing it in the dark and fantasising about us, are you?

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    IN IT TO WIN IT
    All sets + an avatar of your choice. Yes, we will draw you and insert you inside your deck, or draw a friend of yours and put him in. Just send us a photo and it’s done.

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    SHARE THE PAIN
    All sets + all characters in the game will be based on people you send us photos of. A great way for you and your friends to have a completely personalised set of cards, all of you illustrated inside it. We will also send you hi–res versions, so you can print your faces on pillows, frame them or scare children.

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    INSULTING GOES GLOBAL
    That’s a fun way for you and some of your buddies to team up and crowdsource the annihilation of one of your friends. Just send us his or her photo and something you want to tell your friend, and we will put it on the cover of the game, along with him/her illustrated, so you can insult your friend in front of the whole wide world. If that doesn’t end your friendship – pack and run, you are dealing with a freak.

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