These stalwart backers can choose between an autographed copy of One Last Ditch, deliverable as soon as this puppy is put to bed, or an autographed DVD of the ten videos I am proudest of, once that many exist. You will also receive the aforementioned link to the pretty picture of Ida.
Oh my stars and elastic sock holders! But that is not what I will send you. Book, autographed; complete video collection, autographed; a triptych of digitally printed poems and images; and I will hand-draw you a certificate redeemable for one coffee date with me, good through the rest of my life. That should give us plenty of time to see to it that we are in the same city at least once before the end of time. If you come to San Francisco and I am still here, I will take us to Philz.
??!!! First I will need you to call the EMTs to resuscitate me. Once I am back on my feet you will receive everything the $500 pledge would bring you, plus I will write at least fifty lines for you on a subject we will choose collaboratively. The piece will be hand-lettered and signed and complemented with digital artwork printed on acid-free cardstock. You can pick it up at our coffee date or I will ship it to you. Your choice.