by Exploding Kittens
I am happy as long as there are anglerfish in it. :D
'Nope-Zilla'... because... well... he's Nope-Zilla.
I totally vote for "Thomas Edison's Nightmare"
If he's not already in there, how about Bobracha: Harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse?
THE MANTIS SHRIMP! ONETWOTHREE DEATH!!! RAWRR
The Kraken *must* appear!
"Stop pee-peeing in the Ocean!!"
bourbon and mustache? to whom should I be throwing spiders at?
I BETTER SEE A MUTHA FUKIN MANTIS SHRIMP ON ONE OF THESE CARDS ... and also Sriracha Flamethrower Grizzly if you're not too busy. I LOVE YOU GUYS
WTH? is this in drachmas or dollars???
I'm not sure I understand the NSFW cards. Do they operate just like the other cards and have a different looking back and are more vulgar? Like, can you just shuffle them in with the regular deck and have a bigger game?
Mother Fucking Bearodactyl!!!
BunnyRaptor!!! Ride that muhfuc*ah into battle with the kitten. I'm pretty sure a BunnyRaptor's *chomp* & *gulp* would prevent (or at least contain) the explosion.
As a mom, I've always loved Matt's portrayal of babies and children. How about a card with a baby attacking a kitten/cat? Our two cats know well the "love" our two little boys show them with grabbing, carrying uncomfortably, and hugging with the strength of a gorilla.
My husband requests the Nope Godzilla giving the finger to the Japanese hornets and I strongly request putting the Mantis shrimp in a position of great power. Thanks! And yay on the extra NSFW cards!
I'd imagine someone already called this out, but if not, Rambo (the dog) definitely needs a card!
I know he's not a kitten but I'd love to have the Blerch make a cameo on a card. Maybe Sriracha flamethrower bear too :D
I can't wait to play the NSFW version with my friends. So wrong. So good.
My favorite critters from The Oatmeal are actually the Red Velvet Mites. I'm sure one could give a kitten or another player happy little red velvet love mites to prevent one's eminent doom.
I think it would be cool if you made a nod to the other BAH Fest West contributors (since Jibbers made his almighty entrance there) and somehow worked in smelly old people, cat loafs, and elephant sex.
Bobcats!!! Hands down, gotta include the bobcats.
I'd love to see a Diarrhea Dragon card.
The Bobcats! Tesla riding a giant crazed kitty! & Dragon nards :D
Hermit the Frog, Chocolate Mouse Mousse, Almond Nips (where almond milk comes from), Asthmatic Platypus Bodybuilder, Chernobyl Monkey Dragon, Komodo Dragon juice, Sumo Belly Lard and Shark-Skin Spanx would be my suggestions :)
I don't even think the cure for cancer would have raised money this quickly.
Are you going to include any of the Jibber Crabst characters... ?
Dinosaur Pee! Extinguishes exploding kitten?
Dog hiding under the bed at the end of the world/thunderstorm. Because that is my dog.
Mantis Shrimp, Sriracha flamethrower bear,pterodactyl, short arm T-Rex
And NEED FunnyJunk Mama with the Kodiak bear!
Mantis Shrimp, Tesla (the man), &
The Intergalactic SpaceBoat of Light and Wonder [aka Tesla (the car)]
I still laugh every time I read the "one man human centipede" line from My Dog: The Paradox.
The demon wasps from Japan, the Bobcats, that one cat that survived the house fire, and a Trex trying to ride a tricycle.
I want to see a clandestine D.O.G. team taking down some kitties. Because we all know that dogs are the best!
I vote highly for bears, pterodactyls, and all manner of Sriracha roostery goodness, BUT for the love of god, please do not turn it into a drinking game. Why people feel the need to ruin good things with alcohol is beyond me.
The NOPE Godzilla
Sriracha flamethrower bear!
As for NSFW, go big or go home. The Fapping Boss.
I would love the NSFW version to be a drinking game of sorts.
The mantis shrimp, the Bobcats, the velociraptor hooker (my personal favorite), Rambo the dog...so many choices
I need to see Wookie Jesus, Mantis Shrimp, Bob Cats (obviously!), Motherfn Pterodactyl, Jesus rollerblading Christ, Blerch, My Dog, flamethrower grizzly... hell, just put in the whole gang!
Mantis Shrimp and Tesla!
The bob cats / bobracha the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse
More "horrible cards" pics/characters, bears and their love for boomboxes, Domino/Catterwocky/cat colony. Also, Tesla....exploding them with his masterpiece.
Death match between scrodingers cat & the mantis shrimpwith a quantum outcome... Nikola Goddamn Tesla: ball lightning, earthquake machine. And something involving Edison's douchebaggary.
The mantis shrimp! The mantis shrimp!
Alot! That's the oatmeal, right? I wanna ALot card.
Bobracha as depicted on my Bobracha 4 Lyfe! magnet...
The Blerch fairy! If Allie allows it, the ALOT!
Also, some good characters would be the mantis shrimp, the female anglerfish, perhaps a legally-allowed nod to Tesla, tons of unicorns, dolphins plus Matt's dog and a T-rex! Oh, and that cute bat pointing to the next page on theoatmeal.