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This is a card game for people who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats.
This is a card game for people who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats.
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    1. Claus Appel on

      I am happy as long as there are anglerfish in it. :D

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      Jason Hyland on

      'Nope-Zilla'... because... well... he's Nope-Zilla.

    3. Doktor Jones

      I totally vote for "Thomas Edison's Nightmare"

    4. Daljit Chandi

      If he's not already in there, how about Bobracha: Harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse?

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      Samuel Hum on


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      Jason Banaszak on

      The Kraken *must* appear!

      "Stop pee-peeing in the Ocean!!"

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      Abigael Proctor on

      bourbon and mustache? to whom should I be throwing spiders at?

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      Anna Miller on

      I BETTER SEE A MUTHA FUKIN MANTIS SHRIMP ON ONE OF THESE CARDS ... and also Sriracha Flamethrower Grizzly if you're not too busy. I LOVE YOU GUYS

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      ben on

      WTH? is this in drachmas or dollars???

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      Joshua VanderVeen on

      I'm not sure I understand the NSFW cards. Do they operate just like the other cards and have a different looking back and are more vulgar? Like, can you just shuffle them in with the regular deck and have a bigger game?

    11. Klingbeil on

      Mother Fucking Bearodactyl!!!

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      Allison Sullivan on

      BunnyRaptor!!! Ride that muhfuc*ah into battle with the kitten. I'm pretty sure a BunnyRaptor's *chomp* & *gulp* would prevent (or at least contain) the explosion.

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      Dayna Willms on

      As a mom, I've always loved Matt's portrayal of babies and children. How about a card with a baby attacking a kitten/cat? Our two cats know well the "love" our two little boys show them with grabbing, carrying uncomfortably, and hugging with the strength of a gorilla.

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      Catharine Hunter on

      My husband requests the Nope Godzilla giving the finger to the Japanese hornets and I strongly request putting the Mantis shrimp in a position of great power. Thanks! And yay on the extra NSFW cards!

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      Nick Dietsch on

      I'd imagine someone already called this out, but if not, Rambo (the dog) definitely needs a card!

    16. Raeann Bevan on

      I know he's not a kitten but I'd love to have the Blerch make a cameo on a card. Maybe Sriracha flamethrower bear too :D

    17. Rowan Hershberger on

      I can't wait to play the NSFW version with my friends. So wrong. So good.

      My favorite critters from The Oatmeal are actually the Red Velvet Mites. I'm sure one could give a kitten or another player happy little red velvet love mites to prevent one's eminent doom.

    18. Lindsey Jones on

      I think it would be cool if you made a nod to the other BAH Fest West contributors (since Jibbers made his almighty entrance there) and somehow worked in smelly old people, cat loafs, and elephant sex.

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      Nicole Harper on

      Bobcats!!! Hands down, gotta include the bobcats.

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      Christina Fierro on

      I'd love to see a Diarrhea Dragon card.

    21. Diana L on

      The Bobcats! Tesla riding a giant crazed kitty! & Dragon nards :D

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      Gershom Vacarizas on

      Hermit the Frog, Chocolate Mouse Mousse, Almond Nips (where almond milk comes from), Asthmatic Platypus Bodybuilder, Chernobyl Monkey Dragon, Komodo Dragon juice, Sumo Belly Lard and Shark-Skin Spanx would be my suggestions :)

    23. Justin Clark on

      I don't even think the cure for cancer would have raised money this quickly.

    24. Greg Jewett on

      Are you going to include any of the Jibber Crabst characters... ?

    25. Greg Jewett on

      Dinosaur Pee! Extinguishes exploding kitten?

    26. Jesse Clark on

      Dog hiding under the bed at the end of the world/thunderstorm. Because that is my dog.

    27. Mathieu Saulnier on

      Mantis Shrimp, Sriracha flamethrower bear,pterodactyl, short arm T-Rex

      And NEED FunnyJunk Mama with the Kodiak bear!

    28. Brian Neff on

      Mantis Shrimp, Tesla (the man), &
      The Intergalactic SpaceBoat of Light and Wonder [aka Tesla (the car)]

    29. Julianne Forgette on

      I still laugh every time I read the "one man human centipede" line from My Dog: The Paradox.

    30. AcrophobicPixie on

      The demon wasps from Japan, the Bobcats, that one cat that survived the house fire, and a Trex trying to ride a tricycle.

    31. Ant Armory on

      I want to see a clandestine D.O.G. team taking down some kitties. Because we all know that dogs are the best!

    32. Mad Puppy Gaming

      I vote highly for bears, pterodactyls, and all manner of Sriracha roostery goodness, BUT for the love of god, please do not turn it into a drinking game. Why people feel the need to ruin good things with alcohol is beyond me.

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      Dane on

      Sriracha flamethrower bear!

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      Michael J. Adams on

      The Blerch!

      As for NSFW, go big or go home. The Fapping Boss.

    35. Vijay Jacob Varghese on

      I would love the NSFW version to be a drinking game of sorts.

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      Jennifer Binek on

      The mantis shrimp, the Bobcats, the velociraptor hooker (my personal favorite), Rambo the many choices

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      Sarah Rainwater on

      I need to see Wookie Jesus, Mantis Shrimp, Bob Cats (obviously!), Motherfn Pterodactyl, Jesus rollerblading Christ, Blerch, My Dog, flamethrower grizzly... hell, just put in the whole gang!

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      Simon Aplin on

      Mantis Shrimp and Tesla!

    39. Stephen Leonard on

      The bob cats / bobracha the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse

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      Jim Lockwood on

      More "horrible cards" pics/characters, bears and their love for boomboxes, Domino/Catterwocky/cat colony. Also, Tesla....exploding them with his masterpiece.

    41. Steve on

      Death match between scrodingers cat & the mantis shrimpwith a quantum outcome... Nikola Goddamn Tesla: ball lightning, earthquake machine. And something involving Edison's douchebaggary.

    42. Aron Cederholm on

      The mantis shrimp! The mantis shrimp!

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      Hannah Chapman on

      Alot! That's the oatmeal, right? I wanna ALot card.

    44. Robert Farley

      Bobracha as depicted on my Bobracha 4 Lyfe! magnet...

    45. Madi on

      The Blerch fairy! If Allie allows it, the ALOT!
      Also, some good characters would be the mantis shrimp, the female anglerfish, perhaps a legally-allowed nod to Tesla, tons of unicorns, dolphins plus Matt's dog and a T-rex! Oh, and that cute bat pointing to the next page on theoatmeal.