A set of 4 irreverently bassalicous stickers to graffiti up your music stand or instrument case, or locker, or whatever. (Text: "go bass or go home." and "my reed can kick your reed's ass." -- plus an earspasm.com logo sticker to show off how awesome you are. Oh, and for those who don't know, "earspasm" is my site/music company/alter ego)
An autographed reed that I used to record something, sometime, somewhere. I promise it won't be disgusting. I'll even pre-soak it in peroxide (or whiskey) for 10 minutes to kill any germs if you want.
Show off your bass clarinet/sax/trombone/saroozaphone pride with one of earspasm music's irreverent T-Shirts — your choice of style/color. (Go to earspasm.spreadshirt.com to see the choices)
A kick-ass stainless steel water bottle with your choice of irreverent bass-clarinet-superiority-themed text on it. (Go to earspasm.spreadshirt.com to see the choices)
I will record a video on my YouTube series: "So You Want To Be a Bass Clarinet Player" with the piece of your choice. (No, I will not record the Ferneyhough "Time And Motion Study." Let's be reasonable.)
My mouthpiece/ligature/reed setup, personally selected by me. This includes: one Vandoren B50 Bass Clarinet mouthpiece, one Vandoren Optimum Ligature and two boxes of Vandoren V12 bass clarinet reeds. Wanna guess who sponsored this reward? (Thanks guys!)
