by Dog Might Games
Let's go with a movie style phrase
You are not the ugliest waitress that has attended me, but if perhaps the most direct.
I do not mind that you attend the dog before me, but I warn you, i am hungry and more importantly I am thirsty.
And if you are not going to satisfy a needy client you will finish on my menu
Makes sense to me! Also I love how much sawdust is in this campaign.
My wallet breathes a sigh of relief for the mini boulder but I am really hoping to own one one day.