I Am Altering the Deal. Pray I Do Alter It EVEN FURTHER.
Whoa. We hit 400% of the base goal for this project in 24 hours. That is insane. Thank you!
I am hereby using my powers as Vice President of the Joe Biden Fan Club to upgrade all the thumb drives in every single package that includes a physical item to CUSTOM RED ROBOT THUMB DRIVES. I'm seeking quotes today and will show you the design as soon as it's finalized. It will have arms, people. ARMS.
I can afford this upgrade because of your awesome support. Hopefully, I can upgrade you even further before it ends.
PS: You've also funded my converting CRUSH ALL HUMANS into DRM-free ebook format. I hope to start on that in a week or so. I won't even make you wait for this fund drive to end.
PPS: I'll add new goals and new rewards tonight. This has just been too fast to keep up with!