To everyone who backed this project, my sincerest thanks. Unfortunately, we didn't make it here but that doesn't mean we're done. I heard from countless people over the past month who told me we'd chosen the wrong platform, so we're listening.
We're going to keep moving forward, this time on a better platform: IndieGoGo.com. If you're willing to re-enter your contributions at http://www.indiegogo.com/CORNBRED, we'd appreciate it. It should be easier than Kickstarter, in that you just enter your credit card and you're done. No redirecting to Amazon Payments, no nothing.
If you don't want to carry on the journey with us, I can understand that too. We won't hold it against you. But if you do: