May Include Fortunes Such As :
• You don’t want to know.
• No trees were harmed in the making of this fortune. Just a few wish fairies and a dream gnome.
• Make today an adventure. Lift with your back!
• If you can read this, you are pregnant.
• You will be hungry again in one hour. That is not a joke. We cursed your food.
• The past tense of Kung Fu is not Kung food
And many randomly assorted others!
WARNING! MISCHIEF HAS CONTAMINATED OUR FORTUNES!
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Everyone has had a fortune cookie, and laughed (or groaned) at the bit of foretelling or wisdom it held. But have you ever appreciated what must be done to make that oh so precious cookie?
That's the struggle of the FortuChan Cookie Corporation, a family owned fortune cookie manufacturing business. For decades, Grandma and Grandpa Chan have worked to provide the best cookies possible, including Grandma's summoning of the "other side" and the spirit world to get the best fortunes for their customers.
Over the years the factory has become a welcome place for many spirits willing to divulge a little mystical information, but something has gone terribly wrong! Mischievous spirits have gotten loose and they are EFFING up all the cookie fortunes!
Oh, but dear customer, this is now to your advantage! For Grandpa has declared these limited cookie "misprints" to be rare collectors items, and YOU can have a piece of this special moment in FortuChan's history!
So... many apologies if your fortune happens to read... oh, we don't know... "The future predicts there will be much more of you. Maybe you don't need to eat this Cookie," or "If you can read this, you are pregnant". We apologize in advance.
We also do not except any responsibility for what your fortune foretells!
Oh you lucky soul, you. Of course, the disclaimer will be included waiving any responsibility for what the fortunes may hold for you.
And if your pledge is high enough, you even get a limited print of the FortuChan family and friends.
So what are you waiting for? Your (mis)fortune awaits!
See pledges for more details on sizes. Each container will come with custom MISFORTUNE COOKIE graphics included!
GREAT FOR FUN GAG GIFTS, OR FOR THE DESIGNER TOY FAN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NOT MADE OUT OF VINYL OR PLUSH!
TAKE-OUT SIZES: Small & Large (mock-ups):
ENJOY COOKIES AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Have a question? If the info above doesn't help, you can ask the project creator directly.
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