We'll mail you a handwritten postcard. It may contain a great soup recipe, an insensitive joke or story, or maybe even our social security numbers! Also, funding credit on our website.
Ohh, so you're into *dark* comedy, huh? We'll buy you a sweet death metal CD, then we'll tattoo pentagrams on ours arms (in Sharpee) and send you a photo of it. Also, you'll get everything above!
This one is special. I think it's pretty cool. But come on, is anyone really going to take a chance on it? I mean, it's pretty mysterious and like, just one of them - what could it be? By the way, it's not 143 medium Dominos pizzas.
We'll write and produce a short video or ad for you based on your topic of choice. It can be for you personally or even for your business! Also, you'll get a signed DVD of Celery TV: Season One, a signed copy of the script from an episode, and funding credit on our website.
COLBERT PLATINUM PACKAGE: Okay, this one is pretty involved. First, you'll get everything above. We'll fly you out to hang out with us (coach, from within the continental US - we're not making Donald Trump money). Then you'll get to star in a short film that we'll write and produce!
