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Booty Key Chains

It's a key chain, in the shape of a booty (well, 5 different booties, depending on your preference.)

Booty Key Chains

It's a key chain, in the shape of a booty (well, 5 different booties, depending on your preference.)

$101
pledged of $304pledged of $304 goal
5
backers
24days to go

All or nothing. This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by Fri, October 11 2019 9:40 PM UTC +00:00.

About

So... I want to make key chains. I want to offer a smaller-priced item in my web store in case you want to be a part of my booty empire, and don't have a good wall in your bathroom to display my other, larger pieces of art.

The sculptures are made-- ready to go-- and now it's time to make the molds and bring them to life!

This is where YOU come in. Do you want to celebrate beauty with your car keys? Do you need something fun to hand over with your house key to the neighbor when you go out of town and they're bringing in your mail?

Once the project reaches its deadline, you'll be surveyed for which model[s] of key chain you would like.

Here is a breakdown of the models:

Basically Ballerina Girl

Basically Ballerina Girl has almost no body fat... her booty is barely distinguishable from her hips and thighs. Skinny girls need love, too!

Kristyna

Kristyna has hip dips. A common shape, she's ready to walk your keys to your car 24/7.

Ashley Graham on a Jet Ski

Ashley Graham... you know her, right? Yeah... the supermodel. But the title is going to need a little more explanation: I was going to include the picture of Ashley Graham on a jet ski here, but then I realized, I don't own the rights to the picture. If you're curious, Google it.

 Ok, then we have:

Monica

Monica has a pretty massive hip-to-waist ratio. That's OK. She'll make an excellent addition to that key ring you hand your neighbor.

Zdena

And finally, Zdena. That's a Czech name. It's a bit hard to say at first if you've never tried. It sounds just like Dana but with a softish Z in front. Almost like STAY-na, but with a little extra pizzaz. Not quite hip dips here, a bit more of a spare tire just above her booty.

 All the key chains will be made using a cold-cast process. What the heck does that mean? It means they'll have an aluminum colored metallic look to them. There will be actual aluminum in them, but they aren't solid metal. The finished look is going to be something like this:

Cold Cast Aluminum Example

If you're the curious type, here's where the money is going:

Funds Chart

This isn't my first rodeo with mold-making. So hopefully the "Happy Accidents" will be held to a minimum.

Thank you for your consideration,

Dave

Risks and challenges

So some things might go wrong. First, this thing could blow up like the Hindenburg, and I might be staying up until the wee hours of the morning making key chains... and even miss my November delivery.

Also, Ashley Graham might sue me. I don't think so, but you just never know.

Other than that, I've built in just a little bit of a cushion on the finances, and I expect this to go very well!

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    So you want to be a model, eh?

    So you want a key chain... but you want it to be YOUR booty?!? This is where things get really interesting.

    At this pledge level, I will sculpt your booty. It will take time, collaboration, and a couple of nude (but in no way explicit) photographs. I'll give you photography instructions, and keep you updated with pictures along the way of how it's coming.

    Once completed, your booty will be offered to anyone who wants a copy! You will join the lineup of models in my key chain empire!

    I will be making a mold of your booty... and at the end of the process, you will get 5 key chains. One for you, one for your bestie... a couple for spare house keys and/or gifts.

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