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A neo-noir dark comedy about an embattled hapa haole detective in Honolulu, working against odds, time, and himself.
A neo-noir dark comedy about an embattled hapa haole detective in Honolulu, working against odds, time, and himself.
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Paradise Can Kiss My Ass novella

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