You're better than the rest. Your hair wafts with an extra oomph. Everything about you is extra but you've earned it.
Name a character and give me details about their appearance, and I'll put them in the book! Earn a place in the acknowledgements as well.
Receive an early signed copy of Paradise Can Kiss My Ass, along with a personalized stylized video filmed at 2 am in Chinatown. You also get deleted chapters/sections of the novella that for one reason or whatever had to be cut.