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Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Fri, January 6 2017 2:11 AM UTC +00:00

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    Drink deep of self-satisfaction combined with a terror of the unfamiliar.

    You will receive a lomond-style mug, black on the outside and white on the inside, with the Expert Beginner claiming that "there must be a bug in the compiler."

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    This pledge will earn you one super-comfy Expert Beginner shirt, featuring EB himself and the line "Expert Beginner Software: It's only a bug if someone's angry." The reverse side says, "Innovation is fine as long as you innovate within our framework."

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    Receive a shirt, a mug, a sticker, and catharsis. For with this pledge, the Expert Beginner will tweet about something you've experienced.

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    Receive a shirt, a mug, a sticker, and the Twitter catharsis above, plus something too priceless for this world: a code review from the Expert Beginner himself.

    Just send over some of your (or someone special's!) code. The Expert Beginner will be happy to share his always-correct opinion with you.

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