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The Expert Beginner Store

An online store selling Expert-Beginner-themed comfy shirts & covetable swag. Tell people that javascript fad is over--in style.

The Expert Beginner Store

An online store selling Expert-Beginner-themed comfy shirts & covetable swag. Tell people that javascript fad is over--in style.

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Funding Unsuccessful
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Last updated January 6, 2017
 

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    Requirements Gatherer

    Your dollar will help spread the Expert Beginner message to the ends of the earth, helping confirm that surely it's someone else who's breaking the build.

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    Code Monkey

    The DaedTech artist will send you a drawing of a new pet monster in PNG format.

    Thank you for supporting the Expert Beginner in his quest for world domination. You will not be sorry. Actually, you probably will.

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    Q.A. (Sticker)

    You will receive a fabulous oval Expert Beginner sticker.

    Adhere it to your laptop, office door, house cat, or forehead--wherever you feel the need to declare "it's not like you can expect us to ship every project we start."

    Shipping is free. Thank you and happy sticking.

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    NEW! NON U.S. BACKERS: Sticker

    Receive one Expert Beginner sticker! (See "Q.A." reward above). Shipping is $2.

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    Software Engineer II (Two Stickers)

    You will receive two fabulous oval Expert Beginner stickers: one for you, and one for someone deserving of a passive-aggressive message.

    Shipping is free. Thank you. You are the bee's knees.

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    EARLY BIRD! Software Engineer III (Mug)

    Drink deep of self-satisfaction combined with a terror of the unfamiliar.

    You will receive a lomond-style mug, black on the outside and white on the inside, with the Expert Beginner claiming that "there must be a bug in the compiler."

    You will also receive a fabulous oval Expert Beginner sticker.

    Shipping is free. Thank you, and may you always sip with smugness.

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    Software Engineer III (Mug)

    Drink deep of self-satisfaction combined with a terror of the unfamiliar.

    You will receive a lomond-style mug, black on the outside and white on the inside, with the Expert Beginner claiming that "there must be a bug in the compiler."

    You will also receive a fabulous oval Expert Beginner sticker.

    Shipping is free. Thank you, and may you always sip with smugness.

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    EARLY BIRD! SCRUM Master (Shirt)

    You have chosen to go bold by displaying the Expert Beginner's handsome visage upon your chest for all to see.

    This pledge will earn you one super-comfy Expert Beginner shirt, featuring EB himself and the line "Expert Beginner Software: It's only a bug if someone's angry." The reverse side says, "Innovation is fine as long as you innovate within our framework."

    You will also receive a fabulous oval Expert Beginner sticker.

    Shipping is free. Thank you for supporting the noble Expert Beginner mission.

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    SCRUM Master (Shirt)

    You have chosen to go bold by displaying the Expert Beginner's undeniably handsome visage upon your chest.

    This pledge will earn you one super-comfy Expert Beginner shirt, featuring EB himself and the line "Expert Beginner Software: It's only a bug if someone's angry." The reverse side says, "Innovation is fine as long as you innovate within our framework."

    You will also receive a fabulous oval Expert Beginner sticker.

    Shipping is free. Thank you for supporting the noble Expert Beginner mission.

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    NEW! NON U.S. BACKERS: Shirt

    Receive an Expert Beginner shirt and sticker! (See "SCRUM Master" reward above). Shipping is $23.95.

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    Architect of Doom (All 3)

    Revel in a package of Expert-Beginner-themed toys: a shirt, a mug, and a sticker.

    Sure, you can drink from the mug while wearing the shirt. But don't spill. Or, if you do, make sure you construct a really good narrative around how it's actually necessary for them to function together this way.

    Shipping is free. You are a true patron, and we look forward to the damage just owning these things will do to your team's code.

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    Code Warrior (All 3 + Twitter)

    Receive a shirt, a mug, a sticker, and catharsis. For with this pledge, the Expert Beginner will tweet about something you've experienced.

    Just send over a quick story or a quote, and the legend himself will take the timeless wisdom from your own personal Expert Beginner and distill it into a tweet just for you and tag you.

    Shipping costs you nothing. But the Expert Beginner will charge you in morale.

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    Agile Grasshopper (All 3 + Code Review)

    Receive a shirt, a mug, a sticker, and the Twitter catharsis above, plus something too priceless for this world: a code review from the Expert Beginner himself.

    Just send over some of your (or someone special's!) code. The Expert Beginner will be happy to share his always-correct opinion with you.

    NOTE: Kickstarter campaign manager is not responsible for the consequences of following Expert Beginner advice

    Shipping: free. Advice from someone who never asks it of anyone else: priceless

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    Executive Consultant (All 3 + Erik)

    Receive a shirt, a mug, a sticker, and an hour-long chat with Erik Dietrich about whatever you like.

    Vent about your own Expert Beginner to someone who's seen it all, and get some advice on how to deal with him/her. Ask Erik how he's gotten free of dealing with people who hold him back. Or pick his brain about a technical question.

    Shipping is free, and thank you for the tremendous support.

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    Object-Oriented (All 3 + Create Custom)

    Receive a shirt, a mug, a sticker--and have your favorite quote from the Expert Beginner Twitter account (or suggest your own) printed onto a second shirt, custom-made for you.

    Shipping is free, and thank you for the tremendous support.

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