Buy shit you don't need!
It's that magical time of year where people buy shit they don't need, so we humbly ask of you: Please give us money to enhance your d*ck. If you don’t,... Read more
Introducing STROKING HAZARD (and the Random Porn Generator)
We, the Joking Hazard team, have a habit of solving problems before people realize they exist. We knew people needed to get drunk and make comics, so we built a... Read more
BIG D*CKS REQUIRE BIG BOXES
Joking Hazard began with each of your d*cks containing a measly 250 cards. Then we hit our stretch goals, and it became 360 cards. Then we sent you 20 more... Read more
The C&H Shorts need your help!
Ad rates are down, YouTube is changing, and we have to change with it in order to stay afloat. That's why we're turning to the one thing we know... Read more
Deck Enhancement #2 NOW ON SALE!
RELEASE THE D*CK
We got really close on all of our goals so we decided to just release this 100 card, d*ck-enhancing, laugh-inducing, boner-causing expansion to add an entire... Read more
Deck Enhancement #2 Coming Out ONE WEEK EARLIER!!
Congratulations we have achieved one goal and moved the release date up one week November 28th! If you have pre-ordered, or plan to do so, your order will... Read more
NEW EXPANSION PACK - WITH STRETCH GOALS!!!!1111
The release date is Dec. 6th, and you can pre-order now, but if you help us spread our seed across these 4 platforms, together we can move up... Read more
Harvey Relief Update and NEW KICKSTARTER ANNOUNCEMENT!
Our video game Kickstarter is now LIVE AND KICKING! We're all very excited to bring you a rad new adventure game full of corpses, Coopses and all of your... Read more
Hurricane Harvey Relief Campaign
Oh hey, didn't see you there for a second. We've been too caught up in MAKING MORE AWESOME STUFF.
We wanted to drop in and share some cool news and... Read more
Shipping, Amazon Reviews, D*CK ENHANCEMENT?? What's going on?
Tremendous news, we’re 98% of the way fulfilled!
DON’T HAVE YOUR STUFF? WE THINK THAT SUCKS!
Let’s work on fixing it:
Find My Order Part 1:
Checkthat you... Read more
THIS IS IT! Shipping & a livestream going on RIGHT NOW!
We are using the super rad guys over at Blackbox to fulfill Joking Hazard. These mean packing machines are what happens when the guys at Cards Against Humanity get sick... Read more
GIVE US YOUR ADDRESSES - LAST DAY!
... and no game will get hurt.
Hello, beautiful people!
Remember this picture?
AUGUST 15TH IS TODAY!
That makes it your last chance to get those addresses over to... Read more
Production Update #3: SURVEYS & ADDRESS CHANGES NEEDED BY AUG 15th & Gencon.
Hey guys! Some great news on Joking Hazard!
The games have been printed and are mostly done.
The wooden boxes are headed to the factory early next week to be... Read more
Production Update #2: Artwork and Other Exciting Info
Hey everyone! A couple of big updates here as we enter production phase of the game. We're pulling the trigger with the factory this week, which means we should be... Read more
I'm seriously blown away with how far this game has come. Around this time last year we were printing out Random Comic Generator panels and thinking "Whoa, this... Read more
Boss monster KO!!!
Suddenly you get a tickle in your throat… Remember how you ate your sword right before the fight for HP? No? Well we do, and it appears to be working... Read more
KS UPDATE: 24 HOURS LEFT!
We're halfway through defeating the Boss Monster and his ten deadly achievements, and nearing an instant KO, but it's not over yet!
Also, this is your last chanceto adjust... Read more
BOSS FIGHT by Justin Roiland!!
Just when we thought we had saved the world, Justin Roiland (the co-creator and voice of Rick & Morty) has sent a Boss Monster to eat all of our cards!... Read more
The Red Box: Now With More Gold
A lot of you have been asking how the Red Box is more premium than the white box, and wondering what makes it special. We heard you loud and clear,... Read more
Wait... What's this?
So you're almost out of Diamond Land with all your fancy extra cards... but did you think you could get away that easily?
64 hours left to defeat Diamond Land and score 40 extra cards in every deck
There's only 64 hours left to beat Diamond Land and pump up everyone's deck by FORTY cards, making the base deck 350 cards!
Only two more achievements and we beat... Read more
Backer Achievement Update: Diamond Level Progress
For as tough as diamond land is, we're making great progress! Only five days left of the campaigns so we've got to keep up the pace!
Here's the current stats... Read more
Introducing the Kickstarter Exclusive Game Mat!
6 days left! We've come a long ways, and there's still surprises to be had.
Today we're excited to unveil a Kickstarter Exclusive game mat: Play Joking Hazard in style... Read more
Backer Achievement Update: Pinheads and Golden Idols
We didn't think this one would happen so fast, that's insane!
How did they do it?
In their own words: "Grad student in a microelectronics fabrication facility. Made... Read more
THE FINAL LEVEL: DIAMOND LAND!
THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE. Diamond level is the most hardest of the hard levels, the shiniest of the shiny levels, and it's going to take everything we've got... Read more
Giant land was CLOBBERED!
When we were kids, we always wanted to start our own gang. Well look at us now, ma, we did it! This is C&H territory!
#RobIsFat ... Read more
Live event interviews from the Alamo Drafthouse event!
Thanks to EVERYONE who came out last Sunday, it was a blast!
We met a whole lot of amazing people and we got to hear everyone laugh in person... Read more
Level 4, Giant Land!
Introducing level 4, the second to last level, the most giant of the levels, Giant Land!
Complete 7 of the 10 tasks to unlock an extra THIRTY cards in every... Read more
Backer Achievement Update: Water Land Complete!
WE DID IT! Water Land is complete!
You've unlocked 10 more cards in the Kickstarter Exclusive Booster Pack (now up to 20 cards), AND a free printable PDF of the... Read more
Backer Achievement Update: Tinder and Snowmen
You're so smooth! We burned through this achievement faster than the penicillin could act, so consider this one DONE!
Some of our favorites:
Apparently rising from the dead... Read more
IGN is doing a live-play of the Joking Hazard Prototype NOW!
Edit: Looks like they're already done playing. We'll let you know if we can grab some footage later for everyone who missed it.
Backers Achievement Update: Video Game Mod and Ice Sculpture
C&H Themed Mod
These came out way faster than we expected, our favorite of the bunch was Cyanide & Flappiness, which will drive you to madness but in the good... Read more
Wow! Here we are at $1 million in pledges, with 3 weeks to go. Time for things to get really interesting.
In my last update I said a free PDF of the game cards would be unlocked immediately if we beat Level 3, but my team informed me that I jumped... Read more
To no one's surprise, you guys wrecked Level 2 in like 6 days. And we thought were being challenging. Time for Level 3: Water Land. Starring Kevin Costner.
Beat 7... Read more
Level 2, Desert Land COMPLETE!!!
Joking Hazard Tattoo!
Our amazing fan Joshua actually got the first Joking Hazard tattoo! We honestly didn't think anyone would go for this, but WE'RE SO HAPPY HE DID!... Read more
Backer Achievement Update: Pet Comics, Haiku & Home-made T Shirts
As humans, it's our moral imperative to take photos of our animals doing stupid things because we're bigger than them. And we're happy to say that none of... Read more
DISGUSTING C&H CHARACTER FAN ART
Ugh. I guess we asked for it, so we can't complain, but these are some really disgusting C&H characters from the Level 2 achievements. Once we finish Level 2, everyone's... Read more
Free beta playtest at Alamo Drafthouse in Richardson, TX on Feb 21st!
Want to playtest a beta version of the game before the Kickstarter even ends?!?
We're doing a special event at the Alamo Drafthouse in Richardson, TX at 5pm CST on... Read more
Put more cards in every deck with LEVEL 2 of our stretch goals!
Wow! We obliterated Level 1 of our stretch goals within 24 hours. That means everyone at $25 or higher gets one Kickstarter exclusive pack of 10 extra cards (more than... Read more
Backer Achievements UPDATE!
Produce 10 Reaction Videos to the Random Comic Generator
Although it wasn't what we were asking for, this video was magic and made every one of us laugh our asses... Read more
Stretch goals are here! Stretch goals are here!
We're wayyyyy past our starting goal, so it's time to streeeeeetch!
Welcome to Level 1: Grassland!
We wanted to have a lot more fun with stretch goals this time,... Read more
Well that was quick!
We reached our goal in about 27 minutes. Wow.
The game is gonna be a real thing! Thank you all so much!
We're not done yet, though. Stay tuned for achievements... Read more