£172
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12
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Fri, March 6 2015 8:28 PM UTC +00:00
£172
pledged of £17,000pledged of £17,000 goal
12
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Fri, March 6 2015 8:28 PM UTC +00:00

About

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BACKGROUND

My name is Matt and I love games, I love getting together with my friends and blasting fools on COD or blowing up monsters on Diablo.

I got really into Hearthstone.

Then I discovered Cards Against Humanity, such a good game! Such a good night after! So many different drinking rules for students. I love sitting round a table with all my friends and laughing so hard when someones plays MechaHitler!

I thought, you know what? People are twisted and I love it. I put eveything I love into one game and made a twisted but easy to play battle game.

edispoop - All one word.

This game is 18+ / no rude pictures / only rude words.

All rude words will be censored on here but not in the deck.

I love design, I love games, I'm slightly confused about goats.

This is a battle card game!

2-5 players are best, but really? When you read about the modifiers, there can be an unlimited number of players / teams.

The game currently includes 300 cards*... (will increase with backers)

THAT'S A LOT OF CARDS! IMAGINE MY POOR HANDS WHEN MAKING SAMPLES AND CUTTING THEM ALL OUT!!! THE CRAMPP!!

*this part also explains how the game works.

15 x PLAYER CARDS!

Shuffle the player cards; Each player takes turn picking one player card.

You might get Tommy Turtle who starts the game with more HP.

or...

The Space P*****T who can deal 2 damage with his space gun.

Each player has a unique skill that can be used once per turn...

150 x HEALTH CARDS!

These aren't really that interesting, everyone starts the game with 25 health. You add cards when you restore health / you lose cards when you take damage. The aim of the game is to kill everyone else.

?? x ACTION CARDS

Each turn you pick up 2 cards from the centre and add these to your hand. You have 3 action points per turn to use. Most cards only cost one action point to use but the stronger the card, the more action points.

  • Damage cards; They deal damage!
  • Health cards; They restore health!
  • Upgrade cards; Each player can hold two upgrade cards, lay them next to your player card and reap the benefits. Maybe you take less damage, maybe you deal more damage, maybe your'e immune to bleed damage, maybe you can see secret cards, maybe you're covered in poop...
  • Secret cards; Each player can only have one active secret at a time, play this next to your player card face down and reveal when told to do so. Maybe you avoid all damage, maybe you deflect all damage back, maybe you come back to life from a fatal hit and fart on everyone!.. who knows?
  • STUFF!; Some cards let you pick up more cards, destoy other player secrets, steal health, spread diseases, set traps, swap your cards for another players cards, reveal secrets.... THE LIST GOES ON!

COMBO CARDS?

Thats right! Some cards played with other cards have other benefits! You got a lighter card? You got a petrol card? BOOM!!!

MODIFIERS!

I am a big RPG fan, so big, so geeky. You might even be able to tell from the hearstone style feel to the game? I love it when you can choose your own path. So I openly welcome modifiers to this game - I even have some suggestions!

When playing in a larger group, it's a while before you can heal yourself up! Why don't you all agree to double health cards and reduce all damage cards by 2?

Join up in teams, use health cards on your friends and team up on one person. Show the fool he ain't no boss in your hood.

REPLACE EACH HEALTH CARD WITH A POUND COIN AND WIN YOURSELF SOME POCKET MONEY!

STUDENTS???!?!

Replace the health cards with shot glasses. BAM 5 DAMAGE DONE TO YOU! BAM 5 SHOTS OF TEQUILAAAA!!

REWARDS!

Ok I agree the rewards aren't amazing, but look how well Exploding Kittens did, IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT YO!

I agree with them, I want to make sure when backing ends, you get your deck ASAP. No fancy complicated rewards to worry about, all I need to do is get your adress on my deck and make you happy!

THE FUTURE!!!!

Hopefully you can see how the game kind of works by now.

There is so much potential for expansion packs to be released. They will be cheap / I hate the DLC world we live in now. After I've made big buds with the printing guy for the first set of decks, I'll take him for a few drinks, touch him up a little, get my supply cost down and BOOM!!! Cheap expansion sets.

MORE PLAYERS! MORE UPGRADES! MORE SECRETS! MOOR POOP!

Risks and challenges

Honestly, If I reach my backers, the only danger is my supplier burning down and not being insured.

All the cards are designed, quotes received. I just need to know numbers and place the order!

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    Design 5 cards with me and I will release a 'kickstarter' expansion!

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