Well the old Santa Claws is just a day away from unsheathing the fierce claws that are his namesake and casting judgement on who's been naughty or nice. Don't you sometimes wish you could go back in time and redo it? You know, really make sure you were as naughty as possible? Our next model doesn't just wish it, thanks to her chronometric device she does it. Lets get singing, keep up that tempo!
On the eleventh day of Relic Knights, Santa Soda gave to me -- the Star Nebula Corsairs' lovely Miss Moffet, who we were certain we saw yesterday, or maybe it was last month, didn't your mum say she saw her as a little girl, wait is that a photo of her from the Great War, how old is she really, don't ask it's not polite, watch out she's behind yoooooooou!