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Because the problems of three little people(or #PotatoSalad) don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world!

Because the problems of three little people(or #PotatoSalad) don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world!

Because the problems of three little people(or #PotatoSalad) don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world! Read More
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So I'm not sure if its pitiful to basically "troll" a "Troll"... but at this point, that initial troll is projected to make twice my annual salary... so yeah, I'm making a 3 Bean Salad.  Because potato salad has devalued my existence and Three Bean Salad has more protein and low carb!

My Stretch goals... 

$20- Add another Bean

$50- Use Bacon 

$2600- FIX MY CAR 

$2610- add another bean upgrading it to a 5 BEAN SALAD!!! 

Risks and challenges

I actually have never made a three Bean Salad before. If this funds I'll have to call my mom or my sisters...

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    Pledge $1 or more About $1.00 USD

    You like 3 Bean Salad, cool! I will say "Cool Beans" in your honor... and I will mean it

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    You really like 3 bean Salad... Mayo is for fat people! I will say "Cool Beans" in your honor... and email you a photo of the 3 Bean Salad

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    Pledge $5 or more About $5 USD

    When Humphrey Bogart says someones problems "...dont amount to a hill of beans..." you scoff! I will say "Cool Beans" in your honor... email you a photo of the 3 Bean Salad, and you get to recommend a bean(or other non-bean ingredient) for the 3 bean salad.

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    Magic Beans! Thats what Jack knew! And its what you Know! There be Giants in the sky! I will say "Cool Beans" in your honor... email you a photo of the 3 Bean Salad, you get to recommend a bean(or other non-bean ingredient) for the 3 bean salad, and a personalized thank you on Facebook and twitter...

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    Pledge $25 or more About $25 USD

    Okay, now seriously... why would you give money to a troll. I mean I was tempted too, the initial hilarity of the premise was entertaining, and yeah the $1 $2, even $5 people I get... but everything beyond that... seriously do you really have that kind of money to burn? I'll send you a pair of "Dr. Horrible" style goggles from the Live Stage Adaptation I did in 2011.

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    Pledge $50 or more About $50 USD

    You just elevated a dumb prank to "Performance Art" thereby devaluing real art and craftsmanship and setting the field back about a hundred years. Time to hang a urinal on the wall and ponder about its message on society! You will receive perspective on life.

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    Just stop...

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