Mission Log Date: April
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Greetings Federation supporters. It’s April Fools Day, but we have no SPACE for jokes. These sorts of things have to be carefully orchestrated. We would have to PLANET. Instead, we’ll share the current project status. We know it reads like a poem written in college, but bear with this UNIVERSE.
We’ve been heavily testing missions. These need to be fun, since you’ll have to find a partner willing to COMET to two hours of game time. In that vein, we’re also testing out optional time limits. Each mission comes with an over-under for completion time, incentivizing players to not waste time. It’s not a heavy time imposition, more of a LIGHT SPEED.
We have also been addressing concerns around creature behavior. Bringing the beasts to life is fundamental to the game's ATMOSPHERE. When it comes to controlling the creatures, we want you to ROCKET. We’ve restructured the behavior presentation in a way that gives clear guidance for people hesitant to role-play. This equips them for creature control as if they’re a jockey with a bridle tiny and a SATELLITE.
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