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A deplorable
tabletop game devoid of joy, hope, or humor; which, regrettably, is also far
more awesome than it has any right to be.
A deplorable tabletop game devoid of joy, hope, or humor; which, regrettably, is also far more awesome than it has any right to be.
7,305 backers pledged $355,970 to help bring this project to life.
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Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove

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    Pledge US$ 1 or more About US$ 1

    THE “LEAST WE CAN DO” LEVEL

    For those asking “what’s the LEAST I can do to help The Orphans?”, here is your answer. For $1 (or, if you are feeling magnanimous, a few dollars more) your name will be added to our Endangered Orphans online memorial wall. Never has doing so little meant so much to so few.

    Includes:
    • Personalized Cove Card on The Orphan Memorial Wall
    • The pride of helping without actually BUYING Endangered Orphans.
    • For $1 extra, we'll use a fake name so no one knows you helped
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    Pledge US$ 25 or more About US$ 25

    THE "ORPHAN WORTH SAVING" LEVEL

    One copy of Endangered Orphans, including all stretch goals and all the heartache and guilt that comes from knowing you shouldn’t be having this much fun sending make-believe children off to their doom for the low, sadly fair price of $25.

    Includes:
    Copy of Endangered Orphans Game
    Eternal gratefulness of any surviving Orphans of Condyle Cove
    Likely ridicule of game enthusiasts who learned you backed us
    In the unlikely event we reach any, all stretch goals or unlocks

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    Pledge US$ 55 or more About US$ 55

    THE "DO YOU SPEAK ORPHAN?" LEVEL

    FRENCH, GERMAN or SPANISH VERSION:
    One Copy of Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove Game including all unlocked stretch goals, plus game cards and all 3 booster packs translated for the language of your choosing. Choose from French, German or Spanish in the Pledge Manager at the end of the campaign.
    Only Cards and Rules will be translated to your preferred Language. All other items such as (but not limited to) mats and unlocked Stretch Goals will be in their original English text.

    Includes:
    • Copy of Endangered Orphans Game (English)
    • Endangered Orphans Game Cards (Chosen Language)
    • Last Winter of Benny Harris Expansion Cards (Chosen Language)
    • All 3 Booster Packs (Chosen Language)
    • Downloadable PDF Rules (Chosen Language)
    • All Other Unlocked Stretch Goals (English)
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    Pledge US$ 70 or more About US$ 70

    THE "GREEDY BASTARDS" LEVEL

    Get not only the game, but also the Kickstarter exclusive KILLING PARENTLESS CHILDREN early draft game, plus three booster packs, including the KS exclusive BENEATH THE COVE booster that you can only get in this tier.
    *For those of you already in Premium Tiers (Fairly Sketchy, Twice As Tragic, What Do I Get for $97, You Can Only Save 7, Adopt an Orphan, or Orphan's Dozen) you will get the Beneath The Cove booster free with the purchase of two add on booster packs.

    Includes:
    • Copy of Endangered Orphans Game
    • Copy of the KS Exclusive game Killing Parentless Children
    • Mr. Coleman's Carnival of Captivating Curiosities Booster Pack
    • Somewhere Down Lexington Dr. Booster Pack
    • Beneath the Cove Booster Pack - KS Exclusive
    • Likely ridicule of game enthusiasts who learned you backed us
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    Pledge US$ 140 or more About US$ 140

    THE "YOU CAN ONLY SAVE 7" LEVEL

    Seven (7) copies of Endangered Orphans, including all stretch goals and all the guilt that comes from knowing you are spreading the misery to so many others for the sadly fair price of $20 each.

    Includes:
    (7) Copies of Endangered Orphans Game
    and the knowledge that at least 7 orphans will be saved (while up to 21 die).
    All stretch goals or unlocks that are sadly reached.

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    Pledge US$ 240 or more About US$ 240

    THE "ORPHAN'S DOZEN" LEVEL

    Thirteen (13) copies of Endangered Orphans, including all stretch goals and all the guilt that comes from knowing you are spreading the misery to so many others for the sadly fair price of $18.46 each.

    Includes:
    (13) Copies of Endangered Orphans Game
    and the knowledge that at least 13 orphans will be saved (while up to 39 die).
    All stretch goals or unlocks that are sadly reached.

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    Pledge US$ 585 or more About US$ 585

    THE "MULTILINGUAL BOOGEYMAN" LEVEL

    FRENCH, GERMAN or SPANISH VERSION:
    Thirteen (13) Copies of Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove Game including all unlocked stretch goals, plus game cards and all 3 booster packs translated for the language of your choosing. Choose from French, German or Spanish in the Pledge Manager at the end of the campaign.
    Only Cards and Rules will be translated to your preferred Language. All other items such as (but not limited to) mats and unlocked Stretch Goals will be in their original English text.

    Includes:
    • 13× Copy of Endangered Orphans Game (English)
    • 13× Endangered Orphans Game Cards (Chosen Language)
    • 13× Last Winter of Benny Harris Expansion Cards (Chosen Language)
    • 13× All 3 Booster Packs (Chosen Language)
    • 13× Downloadable PDF Rules (Chosen Language)
    • 13× All Other Unlocked Stretch Goals (English)
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    Pledge US$ 25 or more About US$ 25

    THE "SAVE AN ORPHAN " LEVEL

    One copy of Endangered Orphans, including all stretch goals and all the heartache and guilt that comes from knowing you shouldn’t be having this much fun sending make-believe children off to their doom for the low, sadly fair price of $25.

    Includes:
    • Copy of Endangered Orphans Game
    • Eternal gratefulness of any surviving Orphans of Condyle Cove
    • Likely ridicule of game enthusiasts who learned you backed us
    • In the unlikely event we reach any, all stretch goals or unlocks
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    Reward no longer available 421 backers
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    Pledge US$ 60 or more About US$ 60

    THE "FAIRLY SKETCHY" LEVEL

    Get not only the game, but also a customized, just for you, no one else gets one like it original SKETCH by our pretentious illustrator, Jesse Labbe'. Plus the actual, real-life signatures of all those responsible for this unpleasant game so that you will know who directly to blame for this tragedy.

    Includes:
    • Copy of Endangered Orphans Game
    • Original, hand-drawn sketch by Jesse' Labbe.
    • Signed Game Box by those responsible for The Endangered Orphans
    • The embarrassment of explaining whose signatures these are.
    • In the unlikely event we reach any, all stretch goals or unlocks
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    Pledge US$ 80 or more About US$ 80

    The "Twice as Tragic" Collectors Deck

    TWO copies of The Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove game, including the individually autographed Kickstarter exclusive edition deck with alternate Options and Cove Cards back designs. Jesse called this The "Honestly, Who Would Pay Extra For This??" Deck. But Kickstarter only allowed 40 characters for reward titles.

    Includes:
    • Copy of Endangered Orphans Game
    • Autographed Kickstarter Exclusive Limited Edition Deck
    • Jesse's sincere shock that you would willingly pay extra for this
    • In the unlikely event we reach any, all stretch goals or unlocks
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    Pledge US$ 97 or more About US$ 97

    THE "WHAT DO I GET FOR $97?" LEVEL

    One backer will get something for pledging $97. Just that one person, though. Seriously. What will they get, you ask? Well, just you wait. Oh, yes. Just you wait. (Note, it's probably best if you don't wait. It's not likely to be that cool.)

    Includes:
    • Copy of Endangered Orphans Game
    • In the unlikely event we reach any, all stretch goals or unlocks
    • Super secret something exclusively for one (1) backer.
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    ADOPT AN ORPHAN LEVEL

    Work with Jesse to custom write/draw at least one original OPTIONS card that all who play the game will know you are directly responsible for. Be eternally blamed for this horrible travesty of table topping entertainment. And, of course, get the game and the original sketch.

    Includes:
    • Your own personalized, hand-drawn card included in all games
    • Copy of Endangered Orphans Game
    • In the unlikely event we reach any, all stretch goals or unlocks
    • Personalized Cove Card on The Orphan Memorial Wall
    • Life-long stigma of creative attachement to Endangered Orphans
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