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The greatest work IN English literature, now in the greatest format OF English literature: a chooseable-path adventure!
The greatest work IN English literature, now in the greatest format OF English literature: a chooseable-path adventure!
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Want to get To Be or Not To Be?

If you missed the Kickstarter and looking to buy To Be or Not To Be, the book is out now! You can get the book digitally, at your local bookstore, on Amazon, on B&N, from Breadpig - basically... everywhere only the finest of books are sold? has more information!

Everyone should have their everything

By now everyone should have their everything! We sometimes get the occasional email saying "oh hey by the way did the book come out?" and that turns me into a SAD PANDA. I wanted you to read it by now!  I wanted you to be chuckling LITERALLY MONTHS AGO. So if you have not gotten your stuff, let us know directly!  Just email us at:

At the same time, we've discovered that Kickstarter messages/comments aren't the best way to do customer service (some replies were getting lost). So if you've sent a Kickstarter message and haven't gotten a response, email and we'll sort it out!

We've done a check of the existing Kickstarter messages recently to make sure nothing got lost and everything is settled, but I'd rather be safe than sorry (and rather you have your books than be sorry too!)

Romeo And/Or Juliet is progressing!

The sequel (remember I promised that?) is progressing! There's about 40k words of it so far, which is exciting. To Be or Not To Be was 90k words, for comparison! So far in Romeo And/Or Juliet there is a non-Euclidian maze and a party scene full of BABES and HUNKS. :0

In the meantime I've also been working on a 8-issue miniseries about King Midas in Space, called The Midas Flesh. It stars ladies and dinosaurs, in case you are interested in either/both of those two things??

I still owe you a pizza shaped like Hamlet!

YES. One final reward still outstanding. It'll be awesome and tasty and I'm actually a little intimidated by it. The longer we wait the better it has to be. So this pizza is gonna be OFF THE HOOK.

That's it!

I hope you have an awesome day! DO IT, DO IT FOR ME

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    1. Creator Sarah Ward on September 30, 2014

      Whatever happend to the Sequel, Romeo and/or Juliet?

    2. Creator Madeleine Farley on May 30, 2014

      This is a super late comment, but I was just wondering if the audiobook would ever be available outside of the kickstarter. Possibly?

    3. Creator c k on April 30, 2014

      I am unreasonably excited by this.

      Any chance on a rough ETA for the Romeo &&|| Juliet kickstarter launch?

    4. Creator Benjamin K Parker on April 29, 2014

      You should ask Chris Hastings about getting the Friend Brothers to make that pizza for you. I hear their Cockatrice pizza is so good a cop might try to jack you for it.

    5. Creator Ryan Huff on April 29, 2014

      Well this just made my day better.

      Pablo has a point, btw.

    6. Creator Pablo Soares on April 29, 2014

      "So this pizza is gonna be OFF THE HOOK."
      I hope you don't mean this literally. Pizzas on hooks are the rage on some piratey shores.

    7. Creator Longspeak on April 29, 2014

      "Romeo And/Or Juliet is progressing!"

      2) If you haven't already, you should add at least one ending where someone notices Romeo is like 20 and Juliet is like 12, and he gets arrested, tried, convicted and permanently added to a registry of sex offenders. And at least one scene with ninjas.

    8. Creator Shawn Beard on April 29, 2014

      Ryan, I'll be honest with you. I was going to have an awful day. But now? I just can't let you down. THIS! DAY! SHALL! BE! AWESOME!