You will receive a letter written in the secret Kjalvötn script, plus a key to that alphabet in case you give up on figuring it out yourself... The key will be sealed with sealing wax, just so you're not tempted to open it too soon!
We will cook you a tasty dinner! (Up to 6 people.) Seth and Bob are proficient and creative cooks. After dinner, we'll serenade you with beautiful music over single-malt scotch and M&Ms. Plus you get EPs and shirts for all 6 people, plus a letter written by ALL the band members. (Tucson or Phoenix only, alas!)
We will write you a song, record it, and make a MUSIC VIDEO of it! Plus you get the EP and a shirt. Heck, you can have all the different kinds of shirt, and our old album too. And a few for your friends.